"There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by 7256930752 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:33 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Rax wrote:So you would have gotten out of your locked metal box and confronted the angry man attempting to smash a window with a knife?

I cant decide if youre being funny or genuinely think this is a good idea.


Nah, he's have reversed back then straight up murdered him with his car, GTA style. Can't you read? Hime is the hero we all need!

Fair enough if you disagree mate but you don't have to be a dick, I'm just saying I'd like to think I'd help someone. I'm I'd probably soil myself too.

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by 7256930752 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:34 pm

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Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Hime wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Hime wrote:Great job by the guy recording when he could have helped the person in the car.


Like you would have gotten out and helped if you saw someone with a knife that would make Crocodile Dundee gasp.

He's sitting in a car pointing straight at the bloke.


And is blocked in by the victim's car. The Polo's door is literally up against the front wing, so even if the person fliming had floored it, all that would be achieved is a lot of noise and tyre smoke, and not a lot of movement. Not everything is like the movies.

If only cars could move in a direction other than forward. Hopefully I'll never have to know but I'd like to think I wouldn't let someone potentially get stabbed to death in front of me, especially by a strawberry floating a cyclist.


i hope youre not implying what i think youre implying here :?

What?

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Preezy » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:38 pm

Come on lads, we all know two-wheelers are sub-human untermensch scum.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by KK » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:38 pm

I do find it amusing how Labour were shouting about how Croydon is up and coming under their watch and by the evening all everyone was actually talking about was this.

It'll be a good day when the bulldozers finally come in next year.

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by 7256930752 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:40 pm

strawberry float me, is that really being taken seriously and not as a joke?

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Blue Eyes » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:42 pm

Why get out of your metal box when a bloke is trying to stab you with a strawberry floating machete?

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Preezy » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:43 pm

Blue Eyes wrote:Why get out of your metal box when a bloke is trying to stab you with a strawberry floating machete?

*Metal and very thin glass*

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Benzin » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:43 pm

KK wrote:I think there's more to the video than it first appears, rather than a road rage incident.

The knife should be an automatic 5 years, but I bet they know each other somehow (gang related, prior altercation). Right at the end his mates rock up on bicycles.

If that's where I think it is though (heading to Mayday hospital?), that long stretch of road has always had a horrendously foreboding and grimy atmosphere, going back to the days the 109 bus took you all the way to London Bridge.


West Croydon :dread:

Definitely looks like some prior thing though, not like those sorta ones were the bike has chased the car for cutting him up, it's some serious Croydon gooseberry fool...

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Preezy » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:48 pm

Basically don't go to Croydon.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Moggy » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:49 pm

Hime wrote:strawberry float me, is that really being taken seriously and not as a joke?


Staydead defence.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by KK » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:00 pm

Preezy wrote:Basically don't go to Croydon.

More like Croydon’t, amirite.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by <]:^D » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:00 pm

Edit: replying to Moggy
yes thats exactly what i thought - if its a joke fair enough but in the context of the post it didnt come across as such

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by 7256930752 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:03 pm

<]:^D wrote:Edit: replying to Moggy
yes thats exactly what i thought - if its a joke fair enough but in the context of the post it didnt come across as such

What else could it possibly have been other than a joke?

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Preezy » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:04 pm

KK wrote:
Preezy wrote:Basically don't go to Croydon.

More like Croydon’t, amirite.

Kingston does what Croydon't

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Blue Eyes » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:05 pm

Hime wrote:
<]:^D wrote:Edit: replying to Moggy
yes thats exactly what i thought - if its a joke fair enough but in the context of the post it didnt come across as such

What else could it possibly have been other than a joke?

Not a joke at all?

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by <]:^D » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:05 pm

Hime wrote:
<]:^D wrote:Edit: replying to Moggy
yes thats exactly what i thought - if its a joke fair enough but in the context of the post it didnt come across as such

What else could it possibly have been other than a joke?

lots of people treat other people like subhumans simply because theyre on a bike, i thought you were one of them thats all. no offense was intended!

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Rax » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:05 pm

Hime wrote:
<]:^D wrote:Edit: replying to Moggy
yes thats exactly what i thought - if its a joke fair enough but in the context of the post it didnt come across as such

What else could it possibly have been other than a joke?

You forgetting to use your Dblock alt?

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Moggy » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:09 pm

Rax wrote:
Hime wrote:
<]:^D wrote:Edit: replying to Moggy
yes thats exactly what i thought - if its a joke fair enough but in the context of the post it didnt come across as such

What else could it possibly have been other than a joke?

You forgetting to use your Dblock alt?


:lol:

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by 7256930752 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:09 pm

<]:^D wrote:
Hime wrote:
<]:^D wrote:Edit: replying to Moggy
yes thats exactly what i thought - if its a joke fair enough but in the context of the post it didnt come across as such

What else could it possibly have been other than a joke?

lots of people treat other people like subhumans simply because theyre on a bike, i thought you were one of them thats all. no offense was intended!

He wasn't covered head to toe in Sky branded lycra so he's only slightly scummy in the spectrum of cycle filth ( ;) ).

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by <]:^D » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:15 pm

how dare you besmirch the good name of Chris Froome :x


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