"There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"

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by VeryNiceGuy » Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:04 pm

Mail readers defending an asian trying to steal a bike from a rider in broad daylight. :lol:

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by chalkitdown » Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:13 pm

What the hell is even going on there? He's just standing in the bike lane blocking them?

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by TigaSefi » Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:14 pm

Arguing over a strawberry floating Boris Bike ? :lol:

Oh ok I seen the Mail "report". The twat is obviously the dozy pedestrian not moving out of the way.

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by bigcheez2k3 » Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:37 pm

Typical London dickhead thinking he is a 'badman' just because he is with some mates. Also in the hole that is East London, that particular part is especially shite.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Squinty » Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:13 pm

chalkitdown wrote:What the hell is even going on there? He's just standing in the bike lane blocking them?


I have no idea either.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Orbital » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:14 pm

are motorcyclists hated as much as cyclists? I'm hoping to get one soon. shiet.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Minto » Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:17 pm

Orbital wrote:are motorcyclists hated as much as cyclists? I'm hoping to get one soon. shiet.

I nearly got killed on my motorbike today by some idiot who just pulled out without looking. I had a feeling he was going to do it as well so luckily I had slowed down and just avoided it.

A lot of the problems are just that people don't pay attention when driving, cycling etc. I mean I witnessed someone doing their makeup as they drive along the other day, strawberry floating hell.

Since learning to ride a motorbike I've actually became a better car driver. You have to be so alert when riding a bike. You really appreciate other road users as well I think as you understand the dangers they face.

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by Jamo3103 » Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:48 pm

Frequently see dangerous cyclists taking the rules of their roads into their own hands, but probably no more so than the amount of people driving any other vehicle dangerously, they just stand out more. The cyclist in this case probably should have been in the cycle lane but the guy in the car is clearly a lunatic had plenty of room to pull around the cyclist and nothing excuses trying to force someone off the road by barging into them with your car.

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by 1cmanny1 » Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:29 am

Orbital wrote:are motorcyclists hated as much as cyclists? I'm hoping to get one soon. shiet.


Yes.

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by SandyCoin » Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:01 pm

Albear wrote:I loved it when I first saw it, but now I am wondering if it's staged.


I thought this too. Especially as they put it online. However, I like to think it's just some twat cyclist getting hurt.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by KK » Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:17 pm

Whenever I see or walk past a cycle lane now all I can hear is that bloke's voice in my head.

"THERE'S A strawberry floating CYCLE LANE THERE, banana split!"

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Grumpy David » Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:55 pm



What the strawberry float!?

Women drivers. :dread:

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Albert » Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:59 pm

I agree with his sentiment, but on the other hand he's obviously also a bit of a prat.

What to do, what to do...

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by KK » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:57 pm

Boris Johnson getting in on the act too.

Boris Johnson has told a London Black Cab driver to "strawberry float off and die... and not in that order!"

It was just after midnight and Mr Johnson was cycling home along St John’s Street in Islington, North London, after attending a dinner, when the cabbie saw him driving the same way and decided to heckle him.

The driver was apparently irate over the mayor’s perceived lack of support for black-cab drivers in their battle with controversial minicab booking firm Uber.

http://www.dailyfail.co.uk/news/article ... inner.html

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by VeryNiceGuy » Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:27 pm

Uh uh uh why dion't you strawberry float owf and dahee...pwefewably nought in that owdah

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by <]:^D » Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:35 pm

Grumpy David wrote:

What the strawberry float!?

Women drivers. :dread:


genuine lol at that

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by KK » Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:43 pm

YouTube comments wrote:bet you feel proud, changing the world, one bowl of cereal at a time

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by 1cmanny1 » Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:27 am

That cyclist is a prick, mind your own strawberry floating business.

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by <]:^D » Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:23 am

you'd mind your own business when someone is eating a bowl of cereal while driving? :|

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by KK » Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:08 am

Kelloggs should turn it into a TV commercial for Crunchy Nut.

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