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First off.. i'll get it out the way and say I've been drinking tonight. That doesn't excuse my spelling and grammar though, I'm on an Ipad here!

I'm in Australia and in order to get a second year visa, I have to do 3 moths rural work to qualify for a second year. Having no experience, I'm incredibly gooseberry fool but fortunately i work for a good family farm but they and their workers clearly think im a bit of a dick because im so bad. Fair enough, theyre friendly and decent people.

Tonight it was one of their son's birthday party out at he farm. I got dropped off back at town (population 2000). I made the mistake of seeing a party 4 houses down and across the road. I picked p a couple of beers and went to say hello. Everyone, as planned,was great. I was the token english (pommy as they call us) and they loved it. I was their for nothing but to extend my tipsy evening and make local friends.

next thing some small dude comes out and tells me to get off the property (by this time it was some chavvy 26 year old with a kid in bed and a lost cat.

A bit underwhelmed at this new inhospitability i thought,mill go and leave them to it. But as im leaving this guy keeps pushing me for no reason so squared up to him (im a bit taller and a lot stockier than him) Next thing I know ive had 3 or 4 punches at my face and his are holding me back. Afterwards a middle aged woman and young kid come out in shocj at my face and want to take me home.

Im tired, gonna fall asleeo but will continue the morning. Sore head, but it gets more juicy. I tried calling the police but theyre not here until 2pm tomorrow. Should i leave it, found out this prrick is or find him and commit murder

Sore head, ouch

Calm down calm down.

Best thing to do? Just leave it. Chalk it up to too much drink on both sides and forget about it.

GO AND strawberry floating STAB HIM

STAB THE WOMEN TOO

AND THE strawberry floating 5-0 FILTH

strawberry float EM UP

FOR ENGERLAND

you got beat up by a midget?

Falsey wrote:GO AND strawberry floating STAB HIM

STAB THE WOMEN TOO

AND THE strawberry floating 5-0 FILTH

strawberry float EM UP

FOR ENGERLAND

pretty much this, gooseberry fool on her tits after the stabbing as well i might add.

Go to the cinema and shoot loads of people.

Just leave it.

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Just leave it.

This, not worth the hassle.

The moment has passed for repercussions let it go, it doesn't matter who did what it's happened and nothing you do now will take it back

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Drink a pint of water and get a good night's sleep.

Have a wank.

Going out looking for this chap will just make things worse. If you kick his ass you'll just end up getting in gooseberry fool with the law and seem like a right douche in the process.

Tend to your injuries, have a wank and laugh about it in the morning.

It was probably 1mcanny1.

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Leave Australia.

Jam-Master Jay wrote:Have a wank.

Is there any problem in life that can't be solved with this advice?

Lagamorph wrote:

Jam-Master Jay wrote:Have a wank.

Is there any problem in life that can't be solved with this advice?

John Wayne Bobbit would say so.

Don't take matters into your own hands. Report him to the police.

Serves you right. It is what you get by making a horrible life choice by going to Australia. This wouldn't happen if you just went to NZ, we are actually friendly and don't have "chavs" or whatever they are.

Fatal Exception wrote:It was probably 1mcanny1.

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Dual wrote:Leave Australia.

Dual

1cmanny1 wrote:Serves you right. It is what you get by making a horrible life choice by going to Australia. This wouldn't happen if you just went to NZ, we are actually friendly and don't have "chavs" or whatever they are.

Fatal Exception wrote:It was probably 1mcanny1.

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Dual wrote:Leave Australia.

Dual

Question! How does one from England get to live in NZ?

Is it a case of applying for jobs and if you get accepted move over & live or is there a program which makes it easy.... seems like hard work if you don't have loads of cashdollars. Would love to live in NZ, can you give me any advice? (:

skarmachild wrote:

1cmanny1 wrote:Serves you right. It is what you get by making a horrible life choice by going to Australia. This wouldn't happen if you just went to NZ, we are actually friendly and don't have "chavs" or whatever they are.

Fatal Exception wrote:It was probably 1mcanny1.

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Dual wrote:Leave Australia.

Dual

Question! How does one from England get to live in NZ?

Is it a case of applying for jobs and if you get accepted move over & live or is there a program which makes it easy.... seems like hard work if you don't have loads of cashdollars. Would love to live in NZ, can you give me any advice? (:

tattoo your face and stick your tongue out alot.

i'd tatoo my face if my current job let me. cant have any visible tats.

i know it was a joke but w/ever. do new zealanders stick out their tongue alot?