Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation

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PostRed or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Frosty the Clarkman » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:16 pm



Which skill set would you most want uploaded into your brain?

We're not talking super powers: we're talking about skill sets.

For example: you could be gifted with Messi's football skills.

You could acquire a human calculator-like ability.

You could be a Louie Armstrong level Saxaphone player.

You could be fluent in French, so you could chat up all the dirty French birds.

Etc.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by False » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:19 pm

Id get boss tier piano skills.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by kommissarboris » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:20 pm

Ninja Skills obviously.

Or card counting.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Somebody Else's Presents » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:23 pm

Bill Gates' business and computing skills.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Dual » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:24 pm

Social skills.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Turboman » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:49 pm

Dual wrote:Social skills.

: (

inbx me hun k?

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Frosty the Clarkman » Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:16 pm

I'd go for crazy Japanese level fast fingers. I would proceed to destroy the British gaming scene.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by JiggerJay » Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:25 pm

Clarkman wrote:I'd go for crazy Japanese level fast fingers. I would proceed to destroy the British gaming scene.

Surely you mean Korean?

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Meep In Heavenly Peace » Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:26 pm

Mentalist stuff so I could mess with people heads and bend them to my will, sort of like Darren Brown but more evil.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Grumpy David » Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:21 pm

All computer coding/languages. All important languages. Carpentry, and all other trades, bricklaying, electrician, plumbing etc.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Bigerich » Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:31 pm

Messi's football skills, or something similar.

Would also get my lots of money and most everything else I want. :D

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by LightSamus » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:04 pm

The ability to compose music to professional level. Music composition fascinates me but it's not something I really get.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by JiggerJay » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:16 pm

Skills that surpass Anderson Silva,GSP and Jones combined would be nice.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Benji Dude » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:26 pm

Why not just get everything?

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by kommissarboris » Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:00 pm

Benji Dude wrote:Why not just get everything?


Cheater :x

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Peter Crisp » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:04 pm

I'd like super sex skills.
I'd still not use them but knowing I could win the sex olympics would be quite nice.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Qikzmas » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:10 pm

The skill to create more skills whenever I wanted for use on myself.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by kommissarboris » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:11 pm

I assume you've never seen the Matrix.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Henke » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:17 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:I'd like super sex skills.
I'd still not use them but knowing I could win the sex olympics would be quite nice.


This is one of the most depressing things I've ever read.

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PostRe: Red or Blue: Pick a Matrix Installation
by Peter Crisp » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:21 pm

I'd like to change my choice to drunken karaoke.
Being able to sing any song flawlessly while drunk would be awesome.

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.

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