Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

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PostRelationship Thread V.2
by Parksey » Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:13 pm

Later, Taf is having sex and there's a chance actual feelings might me involved.

Best go home now, GRcade. We aren't going to top that tomorrow.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by That's not a growth » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:13 pm

This weekend could be interesting. Both Taff and Falsey have a good chance of waking up without any skin at this rate.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Victor Mildew » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:22 pm

Oh god falsey is having his desperation shag weekend on Valentine's weekend :lol:

Come on you GRcade baby!

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Glowy69 » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:22 pm

Poser wrote:So, who's doing what for Valentine's Day?

We've never done anything, but last year I was in a really gooseberry fool place with work, and gf had been really understanding about it, so I got her some flowers sent to her office. She works in an office full of incredible hotties (including her, obviously). I scored major brownie points, not just with her but with her colleagues who now all think I'm amazing.

Anyway, yesterday I told her that she wasn't getting anything - 'because it's on a Saturday and I won't get to impress your workmates'. Didn't go down so well. I have actually got her a nice necklace (non-pearl), and in the evening I'm planning on playing Destiny. :shifty:


Nothing. Going out for lunch, got her some roses being delivered...Gonna get some drinks for the night watch films and do stuff. :datass:

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:25 pm

I've already told the Mrs I'm not getting roses this year, I spent loads on them over the past few and they just die within days so I'd rather spend that on nice food and booze.

Making breakfast in bed for her, then cooking a steak meal, making a Stilton and port sauce with wedges and vegetables. Maybe a pudding too.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by DML » Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:42 pm

Genuinely Valentines is a bit of a pain, already had the double combo of Christmas and my girlfriends birthday within 40 days of each other, and then have to somehow find ANOTHER idea or three..Gah!

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Cal » Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:57 pm

Getting told off via videophone for not remembering to send her a picture of flowers. :| Christ, I'm out of practice at this relationship lark. :fp:

*wontendwell.jpg*

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Tafdolphin » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:14 pm

8-)

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by That » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:32 pm

Cal wrote:Getting told off via videophone for not remembering to send her a picture of flowers. :| Christ, I'm out of practice at this relationship lark. :fp:

*wontendwell.jpg*


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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Finiarél » Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:14 pm

:lol:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Rightey » Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:41 pm

DML wrote:Genuinely Valentines is a bit of a pain, already had the double combo of Christmas and my girlfriends birthday within 40 days of each other, and then have to somehow find ANOTHER idea or three..Gah!

40 days? Try 1 day, girlfriends birthday is on Christmas eve, its such a pain to think of creative gifts. I have no idea what I will get her for valentines day.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Victor Mildew » Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:00 am

Broom her.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Fatal Exception » Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:07 am

Paying slightly over the odds for a valentines meal at a nearby Indian :datass: comes with at least 1 rose for the lady, so that's the flowers sorted 8-)

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Tomous » Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:09 pm

DML wrote:Genuinely Valentines is a bit of a pain, already had the double combo of Christmas and my girlfriends birthday within 40 days of each other, and then have to somehow find ANOTHER idea or three..Gah!



I feel your pain. Plus our anniversary is November so I pretty much something every month from November to February.

But on the plus side, 8 months off now :cool:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Trelliz » Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:41 pm

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by Corazon de Leon » Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:46 pm

Oh, we're doing valentine's poems in here now?

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm colour-blind

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Andrew Mills » Sat Feb 14, 2015 7:53 pm

Corazon de Leon wrote:Oh, we're doing valentine's poems in here now?Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm colour-blind

:lol: :lol:

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by Death's Head » Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:39 pm

This is a winner, for Falsey:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You don't look much
But you'll have to do

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Bunni » Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:01 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You want your dinner?
BUY ME strawberry floating FLOWERS

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by Kezzer » Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:07 pm

Roses are flowers
Violets are flowers

Flowers.

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