Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

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by False » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:29 pm

Because I told her I would and she went away and organised it all. She suggested that we should go away or something and I was all like "yeah totally thats a great idea", which translates to "I want this conversation to end".

She then surprises me with the whole thing organised. I actually already got out of it once by saying I was stuck with work etc and she had the whole thing moved, and that was after I had already stalled for a month.

I was sort of hoping that I could fall in love like one of those old people trapped in a loveless marriage of convenience, but sadly it just wasnt to be. At least this way she gets what she wanted and I can now attempt to cut all contact without feeling guilty.

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by <]:^D » Sun Feb 15, 2015 8:17 pm

jesus. i'm with the 'that sounds depressing as strawberry float' camp - but i'm sure that's just falsey's account of it in his own usual style

feel a bit sorry for her as she may think she's horrendously unattractive or smelt funny the whole weekend or something :lol: :fp:

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by Tafdolphin » Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:13 am

Reading through this debacle I'm not even sure why falsey ended up at this retreat in the first place. Surely cutting this girl off early would save her more pain later on?

Anyway. My date went really well again. Ended up back at hers, etc etc. Unlike last time the post coital conversation came really easily. We must have talked for at least a couple of hours. Granted, we were both tired and drunk but it was really nice, the first time I've done that since the Dutch girl. Same the next morning, things were a lot more natural and less forced.

I've been the one who organised everything up to this point but I've given her the ball now; she's gone to Sydney for a few days so I told her to give me a ring when she gets back. We'll see what happens next...

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by DML » Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:40 am

I thought Falsey was good at this stuff? How the hell do you end up in such a situation?

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by False » Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:06 am

I dont think I would have been able to live with my guilt if I had just ignored her. We've been chatting for coming up for ten years, so to just shut her out totally when she organises something etc would have been too cruel, even for me.

I know shes going to push to turn this into a real relationship, so Im just going to have to tell her it doesnt work for me that way, as nicely as I can.

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by Tafdolphin » Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:19 am

Trust me, hide the pills.

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by That's not a growth » Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:29 am

How are things going with the odd one since things seem to be going well with your new woman, taff? I'm going to assume she doesn't know yet since you still have hands to post with?

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by Tafdolphin » Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:34 am

Yeah, I haven't told her. We've been avoiding each other pretty effectively since she moved back in; we're talking but I'm keeping my distance. She leaves for 3 weeks this Thursday so at least I can stop worrying about her finding out for a while, and by the time she gets back I'll know if telling her is going to be an issue. It's also a bit strange not being able to bring the Redhead back to mine so that'll change too, assuming she gets back in touch this week.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by DML » Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:10 am

Falsey wrote:I dont think I would have been able to live with my guilt if I had just ignored her. We've been chatting for coming up for ten years, so to just shut her out totally when she organises something etc would have been too cruel, even for me.

I know shes going to push to turn this into a real relationship, so Im just going to have to tell her it doesnt work for me that way, as nicely as I can.


But if you don't fancy someone....you don't fancy them surely? There's no way I'd go away with someone like that if I didn't fancy them?

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by False » Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:00 pm

I do strange things, DML. Im not sure what else to say.

She has been texting me today about me bruising her in the throes of passion etc and she seems pretty flirty and up beat and all that which has got me thinking about why I can do these things. I guess its because I like giving women a good time, Im unselfish like that. Generally, Im not too fussed about how it goes for me as long as she gets to the big O, so to have succeeded in that respect against the odds is pretty good I think.

Im a consumate professional.

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by DML » Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:08 pm

Falsey wrote:I do strange things, DML. Im not sure what else to say.

She has been texting me today about me bruising her in the throes of passion etc and she seems pretty flirty and up beat and all that which has got me thinking about why I can do these things. I guess its because I like giving women a good time, Im unselfish like that. Generally, Im not too fussed about how it goes for me as long as she gets to the big O, so to have succeeded in that respect against the odds is pretty good I think.

Im a consumate professional.


So from the perception that you're the biggest player here, you are actually some form of manservant? :dread:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by False » Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:10 pm

I would never describe myself as a player. Ever.

I like to have a good time and feel good. What tends to make me feel good is usually having women howling because of my mad skills. God knows Ive spent long enough honing them :lol:

I did have a friend of mine (she was a stripper) tell me once I should be a male escort, but I couldnt do that and have to plow munters every day. The fitties arent likely to need to give me a call.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by DML » Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:44 pm

Falsey wrote:I would never describe myself as a player. Ever.

I like to have a good time and feel good. What tends to make me feel good is usually having women howling because of my mad skills. God knows Ive spent long enough honing them :lol:

I did have a friend of mine (she was a stripper) tell me once I should be a male escort, but I couldnt do that and have to plow munters every day. The fitties arent likely to need to give me a call.


You do spend most of your time saying you don't feel great though.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by False » Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:49 pm

I have my moments, and they are fleeting. Its like a drug.

This is veering way off topic but I did have to have a few conversations with my therapist about my behaviour being sort of sex addicty. The best we could come up with was as long as Im not doing any harm to anyone or ruining my life then it probably isnt all bad.

And hey, it's a hobby

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by Death's Head » Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:49 pm

Falsey wrote:I do strange things, DML. Im not sure what else to say.

She has been texting me today about me bruising her in the throes of passion etc and she seems pretty flirty and up beat and all that which has got me thinking about why I can do these things. I guess its because I like giving women a good time, Im unselfish like that. Generally, Im not too fussed about how it goes for me as long as she gets to the big O, so to have succeeded in that respect against the odds is pretty good I think.

Im a consumate professional.

Whore is the word you are looking for.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2
by False » Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:34 pm

I thought whores were paid for their time

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by Tafdolphin » Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:35 am

Payment takes many forms.

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by <]:^D » Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:44 am

Tafdolphin wrote:Payment takes many forms.


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by Tafdolphin » Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:34 am

Ha, an appropriate gif. Looking at the Redhead's FB page she's "liked" a local boutique corset store. My mind shut down for a second there.

EDIT: She's also liked Art Attack and Animals of Farthing Wood. Be still my beating heart etc.

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PostRelationship Thread V.2
by Parksey » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:42 am

I bet she looks a bit like Vixen too, you sly bastard.

Not that I am complaining, as Vixen was hot. I suppose you could say she was a bit of a fox.


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