GRcade

EDIT: Wrong thread

Unfortunately I am not dating her

Her house seems to be on the piss too.

Why when people take those phone in the mirror things, do they look at the phone screen and not the mirror?

Ad7 wrote:Her house seems to be on the piss too.

Why when people take those phone in the mirror things, do they look at the phone screen and not the mirror?

Because they are idiots.

Well, went to a well-regarded psychiatrist but he wasn't keen on doing the family role model thing (wonder why) so I just chatted about my life to him and basically got called a g. Which was nice although possibly not worth almost 50 quid.

Did he give some sort of note you could give the gf? "Rocsteady is pretty fly, forget about this family role model bollocks. "

He just handed me a signed copy of the Offspring song lyrics, worth every penny.

The more I think about it the more I realise it was almost a total waste of money but it did provide me with a little more self-assurance in myself and my mental state at least.

Do you understand AIDS now and why boys become gay?

Well I just asked someone out on a date for the first time in years. Went to a friend's wedding at the weekend and pulled a bridesmaid and have been messaging a little since. I don't really get out much so though it was worth a shot, if it doesn't go anywhere at least I can say I tried.

Email that trolop

But there's a group of people at her desk, what if she lets them read my email?

Send it after she's gone home for the weekend.

Don't email you pussy. Cut your hand and write "I luv u" on her desk with your own blood. That shows dedication.

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She may see you doing that, you should do that at your desk take a picture and email the picture. Then if she sees and says hi you just smile and stare.

I think it's down to me following all that advice: we're meeting up this weekend. You did it GRcade!

Writing love notes in your own blood always works.

60% of the time, it works every time.

Joint account for paying bills obtained. Grown up relationships are just the wildest parties.

Falsey wrote:Joint account for paying bills obtained. Grown up relationships are just the wildest parties.

You’re ahead of me there. I’ve been in the same relationship for 11 years, married for 3 years and have a 10 month old kid and we still don’t have a joint account.

I went joint when we moved in together it is just simpler, we still have our accounts and we put a set amount each into the main one, that way joint bills are covered but the rest of our money is ours preventing the "well i can't just spend that the wife will see how much it is and kill me" thing.