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OnlyShallow wrote:I'm doing well Ad7, thanks for asking. I see congrats are in order (it won't last, they never do )

I pop up now and again on here, like a Japanese soldier hiding in a forest.

OnlyShallow wrote:I'm doing well Ad7, thanks for asking. I see congrats are in order (it won't last, they never do )

I pop up now and again on here, like a Japanese soldier hiding in a forest.

OnlyShallow wrote:

Corazon de Leon wrote:

OnlyShallow wrote:Kezzer, it's that time of year, why not take her along to tomorrow's big march.

Wasn't that last week? I remember waking up and hearing the sound of knuckles dragging on the pavement.

There's another one on Saturday, starting at Cathedral Square.

If she starts tapping her feet and humming along then Kezzer will know that a 3rd date probably isn't the best idea.

My suggestion is that if this is the case, he should still pump her, but say a Hail Mary during the vinegar strokes, hold on tight and enjoy the ride

Moggy wrote:First date coffee

Second date "coffee"

Eighthours wrote:

Moggy wrote:First date coffee

Second date "coffee"

Third date, covfefe.

Corazon de Leon wrote:

Banjo wrote:Find a place that does some good grub, a few drinks and some music. If she's into dancing then there are plenty of places you can go to in the centre to carry on the night, that cater to plenty of different tastes. There's a place in the Merchant City called Avant Garde that usually has a Ceilidh every Saturday, if either of you would be into that. Slouch is good for late live music too (as is King Tut's) but it gets mega busy so may not be the best if you're looking to make some moves.

Be an arthouse wanker and go to the CCA or something, see what poncey exhibitions they have on display and then retreat to the bar.

Bank has it spot on - good food, decent drink selection and music that works for you both. My first date with current GF was a trip to the Biere Halle followed by Crystal Palace - what I'm trying to say is don't go too fancy if you don't know how she'll react; CCA and Avant Garde are cracking and I love going to them both but they're also quite niche for what they are. A pub visit is absolutely fine for a date, just as long as it's not a shitey old man pub. Just judge it by what you think she'll like.

Slouch on the other hand is an excellent place to go. Not too loud, a nice chilled atmosphere, good music, fairly cheap booze - good place to have a chat and get to know her. I'd also suggest having a look up Finnieston way as there are a few good bars there, or Ashton Lane. Even Mono or Flying Duck if she likes vegan food, and Yes Bar if she's a die hard nationalist.

Where are you meeting her? Town, West End, Merchant City or what? We can probably tailor some suggestions to your area and also turn up to stalk you offer moral support.

Ad7 wrote:If she's a veggie or vegan, broom her now and count yourself lucky.

Gently-Parted Ringpiece wrote:How is this for a mind blowing turn of events.

I'm in Poland with the bird and her daughter, having a wee holibob, as you do. We were out today and I was talking with the little one and she said she was talking to her Ma and how she was telling her Ma how I'm basically her step dad. I was just like, I suppose I am in some respects yeah. She then says to me, am I allowed to call you dad?

I said you can call me whatever you want if it makes you happy and your mum is happy too. Spoke to the bird on her own and she said that it was mentioned and she take the same approach as me.

How crazy is that? Falsey, woman slayer, step dad.

Crazy, crazy times.