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About the only big bust he'll be seeing any time soon.

"YOU HAVE A BIG HUMAN BUST" sounds like an alien robot attempting a chat-up line.

To answer your question Karl, my then girlfriend went on holiday to Vegas with her sister. I knew she’d like to get married and so I secretly followed her out there.

It’s piss easy to get married quickly and cheaply in Vegas and so I married a stripper just as my girlfriend walked past the chapel.

And then Moggy went back to his hotel room at the Mandalay bay.

Cheeky Devlin wrote:So made the decision at New Year that I'm going to ask my Girlfriend to marry me this year.

I'm just waiting on her Divorce being finalised and I'm hoping to do it towards the end of February. I feel so grown up.

Divorce came through yesterday.

Game on.

Wonder if anyone else in a relationship has experience with a partner having anxiety and severe OCD?

I love my partner so much so we're getting married this September but her OCD can sometimes cause issues..

Looking at cognitive therapy at the moment as she recognises her issue but can't help it.

An ex had severe ocd, CBT helped i think.

Tinder has fitter women on it than I'd remembered.

Rocksleddy wrote:Tinder has fitter women on it than I'd remembered.

Maybe you have just gotten easier.

I'm not sure that's possible.

Rocksleddy wrote:Tinder has fitter women on it than I'd remembered.

They're mostly Russian bots. Fake hoes! Sad!

So I bought an engagement ring at the weekend.

Gonna propose to her a week on Saturday.
I've got the day all planned out as well.
Go see Black Panther, Dinner, Bill Bailey gig, nice walk after gig and then an overnight in a lovely hotel.

Planning on doing the actual proposal on the "nice walk" segment, but I'm working on an alternative if the weather is gooseberry fool.

I'm simultaneously thrilled and shitting it.

Good for you Cheeky!

Have you got any good lines for the ring reveal? Maybe tie in some LotR talk and slowly move the conversation towards the One Ring

Cheeky Devlin wrote:So I bought an engagement ring at the weekend.

Gonna propose to her a week on Saturday.
I've got the day all planned out as well.
Go see Black Panther, Dinner, Bill Bailey gig, nice walk after gig and then an overnight in a lovely hotel.

Planning on doing the actual proposal on the "nice walk" segment, but I'm working on an alternative if the weather is gooseberry fool.

I'm simultaneously thrilled and shitting it.

Wait. You booked a pricey hotel? Can you get a refund if she says no?

Rocsteady wrote:An ex had severe ocd, CBT helped i think.

Hexx wrote:

Cheeky Devlin wrote:So I bought an engagement ring at the weekend.

Gonna propose to her a week on Saturday.
I've got the day all planned out as well.
Go see Black Panther, Dinner, Bill Bailey gig, nice walk after gig and then an overnight in a lovely hotel.

Planning on doing the actual proposal on the "nice walk" segment, but I'm working on an alternative if the weather is gooseberry fool.

I'm simultaneously thrilled and shitting it.

Wait. You booked a pricey hotel? Can you get a refund if she says no?

Probably not. It wasn't that pricey to be honest (£120 for the night, with breakfast), but I wouldn't be this far along if I had any expectation of her saying no.

So I'll see you all in a couple of weeks talking about how badly it's all gone.

Preezy wrote:Good for you Cheeky!

Have you got any good lines for the ring reveal? Maybe tie in some LotR talk and slowly move the conversation towards the One Ring

Nothing like that no. Probably gonna go for some soppy shite. That's what I'm rehearsing in my head for now.

Cheeky Devlin wrote:

Hexx wrote:

Cheeky Devlin wrote:So I bought an engagement ring at the weekend.

Gonna propose to her a week on Saturday.
I've got the day all planned out as well.
Go see Black Panther, Dinner, Bill Bailey gig, nice walk after gig and then an overnight in a lovely hotel.

Planning on doing the actual proposal on the "nice walk" segment, but I'm working on an alternative if the weather is gooseberry fool.

I'm simultaneously thrilled and shitting it.

Wait. You booked a pricey hotel? Can you get a refund if she says no?

Probably not. It wasn't that pricey to be honest (£120 for the night, with breakfast), but I wouldn't be this far along if I had any expectation of her saying no.

So I'll see you all in a couple of weeks talking about how badly it's all gone.

Oh so not that pricey. No biggie if she says no then.

Cheeky Devlin’s biggest mistake is posting all of this in a public place where Skarjo can read it. Skarjo will see that as a challenge and will worm his way into the Bill Bailey gig in order to get close to her.