Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

[Moggy]

I just set all the bills up in my name and she set up a standing order to give me half the total each month. Until she went on maternity leave anyway and stopped the money.

[That]

Joint account for paying bills obtained. Grown up relationships are just the wildest parties.

You've changed man, you used to be cool

[Moggy]

Joint account for paying bills obtained. Grown up relationships are just the wildest parties.

You've changed man, you used to be cool

He can't afford to be cool now, she's got all his money.

[False]

Joint account for paying bills obtained. Grown up relationships are just the wildest parties.

You've changed man, you used to be cool

He can't afford to be cool now, she's got all his money.

Seperate personal accounts. Joint is for bills only.

Anyway, I live in this seesaw world which is 50% joint accounts and draft sealing windows and 50% getting hammered on tobasco shots and throwing things at her when she is getting changed.

[Fade]

Okay guys, I don't usually ask for advice here because I realise I am a bit of an outlier.

Been on 4 dates with this girl. Tomorrow will be the fifth, going to her place to play games/watch a film maybe. She is really shy.

What is the best way to initiate intimacy (not sex) with her without making her uncomfortable? (If anybody has had any experience with super shy girls)

[Banjo]

Have you considered straight-up asking? If she is that shy, maybe she'll appreciate you showing some respect for her boundaries.

[Fade]

What you mean like "can I kiss you?" I could do that I guess, just seems a bit dull.

[Banjo]

Ain't nothing wrong with being direct. Don't have to be dull about it either; commit to being a full-on emotional, beta, cuck of a man and say about how much you like her and gooseberry fool.

I'm only half-joking.

[Fade]

A real alpha would gooseberry fool on her tits right?

I'll get there one day.

[Banjo]

Nah, there's nothing wrong with being open and honest. Some people really appreciate it. Depends on whether you actually want to go for a relationship or are just trying to tap dat.

[<]:^D]

if she's going on a 5th(!) date with you, and you havent even kissed yet, she must have the most raging female-blue balls equivalent of all time.
she's inviting you to hers, she wants the penis. bring some alcohol, get flirty, give her a kiss and go from there.

[Fade]

I actually I kinda suggested going over there myself. Before that I mentioned "Hanging out and playing LBP3" and she asked if I meant online. Which I doubt she would do if she wanted an excuse for me to come over.

Also, I'm the kind of person who likes to be 'friends' with someone before I know if I like them or not.

Feels really weird for me being affectionate towards someone just because I think they're attractive. I'm not wired like that, and neither is she it seems.

Also, this is why I never ask for advice here now I don't mean that in a bad way, but my dating habits are so far removed from everyone else's.

But cheers Banjo, guess I'll just be direct

[False]

Im gonna avoid buzzwords here but if you are making friends with her instead of making it clear you are pursuing a romantic interest, you'll end up being a friend and not a sex haver.

[Knoyleo]

You stuck me in the friendzone
That's that bullshit
I'm gonna play Diablo either way
You can go or you can go

Because I'd rather play Mortal Kombat anyway, hey
I want a love like Johnny Cage

[Photek]

What you mean like "can I kiss you?" I could do that I guess, just seems a bit dull.

Surely the opportunity arises lots when at the end of the date no? Like if you leave her at door or at cab or something, she probably is wondering why you're not kissing her more than anything else tbh.

[Photek]

I just set all the bills up in my name and she set up a standing order to give me half the total each month. Until she went on maternity leave anyway and stopped the money.

My missus and I are the same, separate accounts. I pay all the bills and mortgage and she pays for all the food, which is handy since she's manager at a supermarket!

[False]

I have been doing that but this avoids any dispute about who pays more or less, Im killing any future potential arguments before they start.

[Moggy]

But you're losing out on the instant argument winner of "I PAY ALL THE strawberry floating MORTGAGE!!".

[Errkal]

If one of you earns more it may not stop arguments, me and the wife split it based on earnings, so I pay 60% she pays 40% making it "fair" based on earnings, 50/50 would have meant I paid less based on earnings so had more disposable kind of thing.

[False]

I earn more than her but we split 50/50 because Im not paying any more.