Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

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by Moggy » Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:17 pm

Don't email you pussy. Cut your hand and write "I luv u" on her desk with your own blood. That shows dedication.

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by Moggy » Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:17 pm

Top of the page :fp:

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by Errkal » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:42 am

She may see you doing that, you should do that at your desk take a picture and email the picture. Then if she sees and says hi you just smile and stare.

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by That's not a growth » Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:09 am

I think it's down to me following all that advice: we're meeting up this weekend. You did it GRcade!

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by Moggy » Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:37 am

Writing love notes in your own blood always works. 8-)

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by That's not a growth » Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:23 am

60% of the time, it works every time.

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by Gently-Parted Ringpiece » Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:39 pm

Joint account for paying bills obtained. Grown up relationships are just the wildest parties.

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by Moggy » Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:34 pm

Falsey wrote:Joint account for paying bills obtained. Grown up relationships are just the wildest parties.


You’re ahead of me there. I’ve been in the same relationship for 11 years, married for 3 years and have a 10 month old kid and we still don’t have a joint account. :lol:

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by Errkal » Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:40 pm

I went joint when we moved in together it is just simpler, we still have our accounts and we put a set amount each into the main one, that way joint bills are covered but the rest of our money is ours preventing the "well i can't just spend that the wife will see how much it is and kill me" thing.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Moggy » Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:45 pm

I just set all the bills up in my name and she set up a standing order to give me half the total each month. Until she went on maternity leave anyway and stopped the money. :x ;)

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by Karl » Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:49 pm

Falsey wrote:Joint account for paying bills obtained. Grown up relationships are just the wildest parties.


You've changed man, you used to be cool

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by Moggy » Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:22 pm

Karl wrote:
Falsey wrote:Joint account for paying bills obtained. Grown up relationships are just the wildest parties.


You've changed man, you used to be cool


He can't afford to be cool now, she's got all his money.

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by Gently-Parted Ringpiece » Thu Mar 02, 2017 6:36 pm

Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Falsey wrote:Joint account for paying bills obtained. Grown up relationships are just the wildest parties.


You've changed man, you used to be cool


He can't afford to be cool now, she's got all his money.


Seperate personal accounts. Joint is for bills only.

Anyway, I live in this seesaw world which is 50% joint accounts and draft sealing windows and 50% getting hammered on tobasco shots and throwing things at her when she is getting changed.

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by Fade » Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:51 pm

Okay guys, I don't usually ask for advice here because I realise I am a bit of an outlier.

Been on 4 dates with this girl. Tomorrow will be the fifth, going to her place to play games/watch a film maybe. She is really shy.

What is the best way to initiate intimacy (not sex) with her without making her uncomfortable? (If anybody has had any experience with super shy girls)

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by Banjo » Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:56 pm

Have you considered straight-up asking? If she is that shy, maybe she'll appreciate you showing some respect for her boundaries.

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by Fade » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:05 am

What you mean like "can I kiss you?" I could do that I guess, just seems a bit dull.

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by Banjo » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:09 am

Ain't nothing wrong with being direct. Don't have to be dull about it either; commit to being a full-on emotional, beta, cuck of a man and say about how much you like her and gooseberry fool.

I'm only half-joking.

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by Fade » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:11 am

A real alpha would gooseberry fool on her tits right?

I'll get there one day.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Banjo » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:18 am

Nah, there's nothing wrong with being open and honest. Some people really appreciate it. Depends on whether you actually want to go for a relationship or are just trying to tap dat.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by <]:^D » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:21 am

if she's going on a 5th(!) date with you, and you havent even kissed yet, she must have the most raging female-blue balls equivalent of all time.
she's inviting you to hers, she wants the penis. bring some alcohol, get flirty, give her a kiss and go from there.


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