Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

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by Banjo » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:09 am

Ain't nothing wrong with being direct. Don't have to be dull about it either; commit to being a full-on emotional, beta, cuck of a man and say about how much you like her and gooseberry fool.

I'm only half-joking.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Fade » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:11 am

A real alpha would gooseberry fool on her tits right?

I'll get there one day.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Banjo » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:18 am

Nah, there's nothing wrong with being open and honest. Some people really appreciate it. Depends on whether you actually want to go for a relationship or are just trying to tap dat.

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by <]:^D » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:21 am

if she's going on a 5th(!) date with you, and you havent even kissed yet, she must have the most raging female-blue balls equivalent of all time.
she's inviting you to hers, she wants the penis. bring some alcohol, get flirty, give her a kiss and go from there.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Fade » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:39 am

I actually I kinda suggested going over there myself. Before that I mentioned "Hanging out and playing LBP3" and she asked if I meant online. Which I doubt she would do if she wanted an excuse for me to come over.

Also, I'm the kind of person who likes to be 'friends' with someone before I know if I like them or not.

Feels really weird for me being affectionate towards someone just because I think they're attractive. I'm not wired like that, and neither is she it seems.

Also, this is why I never ask for advice here now :lol: I don't mean that in a bad way, but my dating habits are so far removed from everyone else's.

But cheers Banjo, guess I'll just be direct :D

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by False » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:49 am

Im gonna avoid buzzwords here but if you are making friends with her instead of making it clear you are pursuing a romantic interest, you'll end up being a friend and not a sex haver.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Knoyleo » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:53 am



You stuck me in the friendzone
That's that bullshit
I'm gonna play Diablo either way
You can go or you can go

Because I'd rather play Mortal Kombat anyway, hey
I want a love like Johnny Cage

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by Photek » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:19 am

Fade wrote:What you mean like "can I kiss you?" I could do that I guess, just seems a bit dull.

Surely the opportunity arises lots when at the end of the date no? Like if you leave her at door or at cab or something, she probably is wondering why you're not kissing her more than anything else tbh.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Photek » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:21 am

Moggy wrote:I just set all the bills up in my name and she set up a standing order to give me half the total each month. Until she went on maternity leave anyway and stopped the money. :x ;)

My missus and I are the same, separate accounts. I pay all the bills and mortgage and she pays for all the food, which is handy since she's manager at a supermarket! :)

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by False » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:25 am

I have been doing that but this avoids any dispute about who pays more or less, Im killing any future potential arguments before they start.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Moggy » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:29 am

But you're losing out on the instant argument winner of "I PAY ALL THE strawberry floating MORTGAGE!!".

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by Errkal » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:30 am

If one of you earns more it may not stop arguments, me and the wife split it based on earnings, so I pay 60% she pays 40% making it "fair" based on earnings, 50/50 would have meant I paid less based on earnings so had more disposable kind of thing.

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by False » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:34 am

I earn more than her but we split 50/50 because Im not paying any more.

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by Ad7 » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:35 am

Come on man, I've got fiiiive kids to feed.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by False » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:20 am

Listen you slag; you can get 60% of the Giro but the disability benefit is 100% mine

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by Preezy » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:06 pm

I also pay more of the bills because I earn more than 'er indoors. Happy wife, happy life.

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by Drumstick » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:23 pm

All of our money goes into one account. We then have a standing order set up to pay a fixed amount into our personal accounts. I earn more than her but take the same monthly allowance.

One man should not have this much power in this game. Luckily I'm not an ordinary man.
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by Bunni » Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:25 pm

I pay slightly more for the on paper bills because I earn more at the moment, we both chuck into the bills account and whatever's left usually goes back to me. But I also do the big shop, whereas he usually does the top ups throughout the month.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Fade » Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:32 am

Hey guys, I didnt kiss that girl, because she looked uncomfortable, and she wants to see me again.

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by bigcheez2k3 » Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:11 am

She looked uncomfortable because she's shy. Just take the lead and she will likely be fairly receptive.

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