Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Fed up talking videogames? Why?
User avatar
SugarDave
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by SugarDave » Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:33 pm

Mini E wrote:Asked my girlfriend to marry me... little island 300km off the coast... She said yes


Image

Congrats!

User avatar
That's not a growth
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by That's not a growth » Sun Aug 13, 2017 4:11 pm

:lol:

Congrats mini e!

User avatar
Ad7
Member
Joined in 2009

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Ad7 » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:37 pm

Image

User avatar
jamcc
Member ♥
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by jamcc » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:17 am

Anyone here on Tinder? :shifty:

(In b4 'ur ugly lol') but have any of you noticed how much less frequently you get matches these days compared to, say, last year? I'm far from the only person I know who's noticed this and I do have a theory that it's linked to Tinder Gold (basically: Tinder holding back likes to encourage people to sign up to Gold) but maybe it's simply down to falling membership numbers?

Would be very interested to hear from other 'cade Tinderers!

User avatar
That's not a growth
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by That's not a growth » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:31 am

I tried a few months ago, and at first I wasnt getting many matches I then changed my photo to be wearing a suit and got strawberry floating loads. Seems bitches love suits. Didn't fix the fact I'm gooseberry fool at making conversation, but I got a few dates out of it. All of them were fatter than in their pictures. I'm no longer on tinder.

User avatar
Ad7
Member
Joined in 2009

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Ad7 » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:45 am

That's not a growth wrote:I tried a few months ago, and at first I wasnt getting many matches I then changed my photo to be wearing a suit and got strawberry floating loads. Seems bitches love suits because they automatically think you have lots of money. Didn't fix the fact I'm gooseberry fool at making conversation, but I got a few dates out of it. All of them were fatter than in their pictures. I'm no longer on tinder.


Ftfy

User avatar
<]:^D
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by <]:^D » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:20 pm

:lol: :lol:

User avatar
Squinty
Member
Joined in 2009
Location: Norn Oirland

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Squinty » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:22 pm

Where does one go to meet women who might like a totally povvo man? Just asking for a friend.

User avatar
Hexx
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Hexx » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:24 pm

Squinty wrote:Where does one go to meet women who might like a totally povvo man? Just asking for a friend.


https://www.weareyates.co.uk/

User avatar
Moggy
"Special"
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Moggy » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:25 pm

Squinty wrote:Where does one go to meet women who might like a totally povvo man? Just asking for a friend.


Hang around outside a pound shop.

User avatar
Squinty
Member
Joined in 2009
Location: Norn Oirland

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Squinty » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:34 pm

I'd preferably like a woman who has her own front teeth.

User avatar
Hexx
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Hexx » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:36 pm

Squinty wrote:I'd preferably like a woman who has her own front teeth.


Do they have to be the originals?

Also thinking about it - wouldn't gummy be better for certain activities?

User avatar
Moggy
"Special"
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Moggy » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:37 pm

Squinty wrote:I'd preferably like a woman who has her own front teeth.


Beggars can't be choosers.

User avatar
Poser
Banned
Joined in 2008
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Poser » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:39 pm

That's not a growth wrote:All of them were fatter than in their pictures.


There is a knack that most overweight woman have mastered, of using flattering angles to look thin. We usually look at people's social media profiles as part of the recruitment process (to gauge personality, weed out racists/idiots and also to see what they actually post on social media) and the number of women who get to interview stage and appear to have gained at least three stone is incredible.

Image
Ste
Member
Joined in 2008
AKA: ScouseStevmed
Contact:

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Ste » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:57 pm

Poser wrote:
That's not a growth wrote:All of them were fatter than in their pictures.


There is a knack that most overweight woman have mastered, of using flattering angles to look thin. We usually look at people's social media profiles as part of the recruitment process (to gauge personality, weed out racists/idiots and also to see what they actually post on social media) and the number of women who get to interview stage and appear to have gained at least three stone is incredible.


One of them is holding the phone/camera above their head and looking up at it. Looking up gets rid of a few extra chins.

User avatar
Tafdolphin
Member
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Tafdolphin » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:22 pm

I found the Tinder Drop Off to be a recurring effect when I used it. First time was in Melbourne, second in Manchester and both times I'd experience a glut of matches in the first 2 months or so, with an inevitable drop off thereafter. This was a good year and a half ago, so not sure if user numbers have tanked now.

And I was always pretty lucky with my matches; they all ending up looking better than their photos. Met my then girlfriend through it, who looked OK on the app but was a knockout in real life (bragbrag). In Manchester the worst I had was that one of my dates was only slightly shorter than me (so about 6'1) which was oddly alarming at first, but she was still lovely.

Goat wrote:Guy probably decided not to show up because he heard Taffy was a Cow-exploding fantasist mentalist.

Bloggy blog blog blog.
Newsletter!
User avatar
Hexx
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Hexx » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:24 pm

Wow. So much self complimenting/bragging in there.

I don't use Tinder - but it comes (/snicker) in ebs and flows normally on other apps.

Have you spruced up your profile at all recently? New pics/text?

User avatar
Tafdolphin
Member
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Tafdolphin » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:30 pm

Hexx wrote:Wow. So much self complimenting/bragging in there.


So much. I'm a strawberry floating catch.

Goat wrote:Guy probably decided not to show up because he heard Taffy was a Cow-exploding fantasist mentalist.

Bloggy blog blog blog.
Newsletter!
User avatar
Hexx
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Hexx » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:31 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:
Hexx wrote:Wow. So much self complimenting/bragging in there.


So much. I'm a strawberry floating catch.


I missed it Mr Winky sorry - read a bit harsher than intended.

User avatar
Tafdolphin
Member
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Tafdolphin » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:32 pm

Hexx wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:
Hexx wrote:Wow. So much self complimenting/bragging in there.


So much. I'm a strawberry floating catch.


I missed it Mr Winky sorry - read a bit harsher than intended.


Hexx, I don't think you've ever missed a Mr Winky...

;)

Goat wrote:Guy probably decided not to show up because he heard Taffy was a Cow-exploding fantasist mentalist.

Bloggy blog blog blog.
Newsletter!

Return to “Stuff”