Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

[Rocsteady]

Nobody cares about that gooseberry fool mate just post link to your home video.

Just to clarify I wouldn't be going to see the author, it was more to get across the general concept. So maybe slightly less mental but still ludicrous, so far as I can gather.

Anyway, agreed to go to one on Friday just to quieten the girlfriend, shall report back.

Spent the evening in a bar in a friendly situation with an American model and a lass with a nice face and body that'd have you sucking her daddy's dick, makes me wonder what the strawberry float I'm doing in my current relationship state

I'd not heard that before...um...k?

(Also still waiting for links!)

To be fair if the dad's hot anyway then why not regardless

[Corazon de Leon]

So my ex girlfriend and I after a year and a half have got back together in the last month. She's coming out to Vietnam (where I currently am) and we're going to spend the next 5 months travelling together

Now that we're back together, I think I'll be popping the question this year at some point

That's...quite the jump. Maybe see how it fits for the rest of the year before you think about that?

More importantly, if you find yourself in Saigon/Ho Chi Minh city or Hue, post up thousands of pictures in the travel thread - love Vietnam related stuff.

[Tomous]

Yeah I can see how that looks very drastic from what I've written but neither of us wanted to break up when we did, it was for external reasons. We never stopped talking though and I've always felt like this is what I wanted ultimately. If anything the time apart has only made that more clear for me. I dated around a lot after we broke up and I didn't find anyone I was interested in enough to go past fwb type of relationships.

[Tomous]

So my ex girlfriend and I after a year and a half have got back together in the last month. She's coming out to Vietnam (where I currently am) and we're going to spend the next 5 months travelling together

Now that we're back together, I think I'll be popping the question this year at some point

That's...quite the jump. Maybe see how it fits for the rest of the year before you think about that?

More importantly, if you find yourself in Saigon/Ho Chi Minh city or Hue, post up thousands of pictures in the travel thread - love Vietnam related stuff.

Going to Saigon on Saturday after a few days on the Mekong Delta.

Will be in Hoi An next week and am thinking of renting a bike and driving up to Hue, apparently the road along the coast is amazing.

Have only been in Phu Quoc so far, an island in the South. Already loving the food though.

[Moggy]

So my ex girlfriend and I after a year and a half have got back together in the last month. She's coming out to Vietnam (where I currently am) and we're going to spend the next 5 months travelling together

Now that we're back together, I think I'll be popping the question this year at some point

That's...quite the jump. Maybe see how it fits for the rest of the year before you think about that?

More importantly, if you find yourself in Saigon/Ho Chi Minh city or Hue, post up thousands of pictures in the travel thread - love Vietnam related stuff.

My dads favourite joke is about Vietnam.

Don't open if easily offended.

"I was in 'nam!

.....Cheltenham"

The joke is offensive because of it's terribleness and because it only works if you hear it spoken as "Chelt-nam", it doesn't really work written down.

I did warn you not to open this spoiler box, don't blame me!

[<]:^D]

i feel like i lost at least a few months of my life as a result of that awful joke

[Rax]

You could say it was your 'nam.

[Moggy]

i feel like i lost at least a few months of my life as a result of that awful joke

[Preezy]

Got a message from the wife earlier complaining that all the other women in her office were getting flowers from their partners.

I replied with "tbf they probably give their fellas BJs on request."

She hasn't messaged me since

[Rocsteady]

Got a message from the wife earlier complaining that all the other women in her office were getting flowers from their partners.

I replied with "tbf they probably give their fellas BJs on request."

She hasn't messaged me since

Ice cold

Valentine's isn't really a thing in eastern Europe so I'm safe

[That's not a growth]

strawberry floating brilliant.

[Victor Mildew]

Got a message from the wife earlier complaining that all the other women in her office were getting flowers from their partners.

I replied with "tbf they probably give their fellas BJs on request."

She hasn't messaged me since

Daaaaayyyyyummmm

[Moggy]

Got a message from the wife earlier complaining that all the other women in her office were getting flowers from their partners.

I replied with "tbf they probably give their fellas BJs on request."

She hasn't messaged me since

Congrats on going back to being single.

[Squinty]

Got a message from the wife earlier complaining that all the other women in her office were getting flowers from their partners.

I replied with "tbf they probably give their fellas BJs on request."

She hasn't messaged me since

Damn, that is a sick burn.

[False]

So, I'm in Poland, just leaving the airport ready for a week staying with the birds family.

None of them speak English.

Wish me luck...

[Knoyleo]

Powodzenia

[That's not a growth]

That should be interesting. Are they welcoming towards you at least?

[Victor Mildew]

Eya wenna da wedding ay? Wenna you maka da honest girl outta my daughter ah?

[Rocsteady]

That makes it easier.

How are the divorce proceedings going Preezy?

My sex drive's absolutely through the roof just now for some reason, feel like Mike Tyson on crack. Minus the rape charge and heavyweight belt.

[Knoyleo]

Eya wenna da wedding ay? Wenna you maka da honest girl outta my daughter ah?

He said Polish, not Italian.