Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

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by Tomous » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:07 pm

Moggy wrote:
Squinty wrote:
Hexx wrote:Why gently?


Yeah, I don't know why I said it. She's a bit crazy and deserves no mercy.


If she's crazy then that is all the more reason to let her down gently, rather than risk her murdering your entire family. If she does go mental then you can always say hey I bought you flowers!


And then you say wait a minute sally!

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by Corazon de Leon » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:09 pm

Tomous wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Squinty wrote:
Hexx wrote:Why gently?


Yeah, I don't know why I said it. She's a bit crazy and deserves no mercy.


If she's crazy then that is all the more reason to let her down gently, rather than risk her murdering your entire family. If she does go mental then you can always say hey I bought you flowers!


And then you say wait a minute sally!


I think I've got something in my teeth - can you get it out for me?

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Errkal » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:17 pm

Corazon de Leon wrote:
Tomous wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Squinty wrote:
Hexx wrote:Why gently?


Yeah, I don't know why I said it. She's a bit crazy and deserves no mercy.


If she's crazy then that is all the more reason to let her down gently, rather than risk her murdering your entire family. If she does go mental then you can always say hey I bought you flowers!


And then you say wait a minute sally!


I think I've got something in my teeth - can you get it out for me?


Now thats strawberry floating team work!

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Moggy » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:21 pm

I wonder if Hexx has worked it out yet or whether he is still tenaciously Desperately trying to work it out?

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by Squinty » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:05 pm

Moggy wrote:
Squinty wrote:
Hexx wrote:Why gently?


Yeah, I don't know why I said it. She's a bit crazy and deserves no mercy.


If she's crazy then that is all the more reason to let her down gently, rather than risk her murdering your entire family. If she does go mental then you can always say hey I bought you flowers!


I wouldn't be surprised if she has already Facebook stalked my entire family. They wouldn't be hard to track down.

Response was sent. Basically just ignored everything she proposed to do. The seething rage in her reply makes me think I won't wake up tomorrow :dread:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Hexx » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:09 pm

Post it! Post it! Post it!

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by Moggy » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:11 pm

Hexx wrote:Post it! Post it! Post it!


Nope, Post-it's are not a band, they are a small piece of paper with a re-adherable strip of glue on its back, made for temporarily attaching notes to documents and other surfaces.

Keep guessing Hexxy.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by That » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:26 pm

You definitely need to show us this conversation, it sounds hilarious. :lol: :dread:

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by Hexx » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:34 pm

OK. So Cinema is a terrible first date.

What's the thoughts on Theatre? You have a bar RIGHT there and intermission etc to chat between - with night cap at the end?

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by Errkal » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:34 pm

Yeah you need to share.

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by That » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:42 pm

Hexx wrote:What's the thoughts on Theatre? You have a bar RIGHT there and intermission etc to chat between - with night cap at the end?


I would definitely be interested in a theatre date with you, but it feels more appropriate as a second date to me. Our first date should be a bit more casual maybe?

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by Hexx » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:54 pm

Karl wrote:
Hexx wrote:What's the thoughts on Theatre? You have a bar RIGHT there and intermission etc to chat between - with night cap at the end?


I would definitely be interested in a theatre date with you, but it feels more appropriate as a second date to me. Our first date should be a bit more casual maybe?


You keep making these kinds of comments, and I might end up thinking your serious.

On the other hand I'm asking about date suggestions which suggests I have something ongoing, so maybe you just look like someone trying to...what's the dating version of adultery?

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by Preezy » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:59 pm

First couple of dates shouldn't be cinema or theatre. You want to be chatting and engaging with each other throughout the date, not sat in the dark watching a screen or a stage.

Date 1 - drinks in a nice bar or pub
Date 2 - restaurant
Date 3 - cinema/theatre
Date 4 - sex dungeon

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Errkal » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:09 pm

Date 4 sex dungeon? that long a wait? bloody prude.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by False » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:12 pm

Date 1 with my girlfriend was in a sex dungeon. Here we are 12 months later living together (in a sex dungeon).

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by Fade » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:13 pm

Preezy wrote:First couple of dates shouldn't be cinema or theatre. You want to be chatting and engaging with each other throughout the date, not sat in the dark watching a screen or a stage.

Date 1 - drinks in a nice bar or pub
Date 2 - restaurant
Date 3 - cinema/theatre
Date 4 - sex dungeon

My go to has been:

Date 1 - Drinks
Date 2 - Ice Skating
Date 3 - Cinema

Has worked pretty well. Only times it hasn't is when I strawberry floated up or they weren't interested on the first date.
Ice skating specifically is a brilliant to place to take someone on a date. Never had a bad ice skating date :toot:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Hexx » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:15 pm

Errkal wrote:Date 4 sex dungeon? that long a wait? bloody prude.


I don't even kiss until the 4th date.
It makes the sex on the first 3 dates very impersonal.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:43 pm

1. Drinks and float at the end of the night
2. Get married
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4. Profit?

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Bunni » Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:35 pm

Im pretty sure we've had this discussion but Nandos. 6 years since Anungs first spicy meat and no left me yet.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x
by Dual » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:16 pm

Gently-Parted Ringpiece wrote:Date 1 with my girlfriend was in a sex dungeon. Here we are 12 months later living together (in a sex dungeon).


:lol:


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