Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise

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by Skarjo » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:39 pm

No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

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by Moggy » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:40 pm

Skarjo wrote:No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.


Now that's just what Jesus would want for his birthday. :wub:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Karl » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:43 pm

Skarjo wrote:No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

"Why don't I have a daddy?" "He went out to get Chinese food 8 years ago. I'm... sure he'll be back soon..."


(EDIT: I guess with you being in HK I should have chosen a different takeaway but I'm committed now. ;) )

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by Jenuall » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:47 pm

Karl wrote:
Skarjo wrote:No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

"Why don't I have a daddy?" "He went out to get Chinese food 8 years ago. I'm... sure he'll be back soon..."


(EDIT: I guess with you being in HK I should have chosen a different takeaway but I'm committed now. ;) )


Imagine abandoning your family for Chinese food. As the lass is Irish you'll probably need some serious confession for that:

"Forgive me Father for I have hoisinned."

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by False » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:47 pm

Do you have many one night stands? You come across as someone who falls in love with women and then starts big life gooseberry fool with them before falling in love with the next. Perhaps you are confusing the desire to poke with the desire to marry?

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by Skarjo » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:49 pm

False wrote:Do you have many one night stands? You come across as someone who falls in love with women and then starts big life gooseberry fool with them before falling in love with the next. Perhaps you are confusing the desire to poke with the desire to marry?


I’ve had a few but tbh I get more out a wank.

But yea I do catch feelings easy, fast and hard, wouldn’t deny that.

I mean, part of me now is aware that that’s what’s happening as is a smidge more cynical about it, but meh.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Skarjo » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:50 pm

Jenuall wrote:
"Forgive me Father for I have hoisinned."


:lol:

strawberry float.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by False » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:50 pm

Well its all about what makes you happy at the end of it

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Hexx » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:52 pm

You lot are just mean. Skarjo's just a big soppy romantic :wub:

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by Skarjo » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:52 pm

Yea, I mean the advantage here is that there’s zero fallout if it all strawberry floats up. She doesn’t live close, no mutual friends, nothing. Not like the last two that have been absolute gooseberry fool shows to clean up after. So feels quite refreshing to just be able to say strawberry float it and see what happens.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Ad7 » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:53 pm

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by Hexx » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:54 pm

:lol:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Skarjo » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:55 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

strawberry float me.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by False » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:55 pm

important question that just occurred to me:

did you smash her in germany yet?

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Jenuall » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:56 pm

Skarjo wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
"Forgive me Father for I have hoisinned."


:lol:

strawberry float.


I was quite proud of that one!

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Skarjo » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:57 pm

False wrote:important question that just occurred to me:

did you smash her in germany yet?


Sadly not. Circumstances conspired against us; hostel living and all that.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Hexx » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:57 pm

False wrote:important question that just occurred to me:

did you smash her in germany yet?


Not heard it called that before

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Skarjo » Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:04 pm

Hexx wrote:You lot are just mean. Skarjo's just a big soppy romantic :wub:


Damn right I am.

Especially when they’ve got cracking tits. Then I’m really romantic.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Corazon de Leon » Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:54 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Karl wrote:
Skarjo wrote:No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

"Why don't I have a daddy?" "He went out to get Chinese food 8 years ago. I'm... sure he'll be back soon..."


(EDIT: I guess with you being in HK I should have chosen a different takeaway but I'm committed now. ;) )


Imagine abandoning your family for Chinese food. As the lass is Irish you'll probably need some serious confession for that:

"Forgive me Father for I have hoisinned."


strawberry floating completely lost it at this. :lol:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Ad7 » Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:55 pm

That is a fantastic pun :lol:


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