Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:59 pm

My work here is done. :toot:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Advent7 » Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:10 pm

If you leave now you'll be peking too early.

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by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:25 pm

Ad7 wrote:If you leave now you'll be peking too early.


:lol:

Unfortunately I have no pak choi-ce in the matter.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Darkstalker90 » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:57 pm

Karl wrote:
Skarjo wrote:No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

"Why don't I have a daddy?" "He went out to get Chinese food 8 years ago. I'm... sure he'll be back soon..."



You joke but there was this seriously annoying woman that used to work with my sister. One day her husband went out for milk and newspaper and never came back. A few years later he turned up in Australia living a whole new life with somebody else :lol:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Karl » Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:04 pm

Darkstalker90 wrote:You joke but there was this seriously annoying woman that used to work with my sister. One day her husband went out for milk and newspaper and never came back. A few years later he turned up in Australia living a whole new life with somebody else :lol:

:lol: Oof.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Somebody Else's Presents » Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:12 pm

Skarjo wrote:
strawberry float me.


Christ, you moved on from Irish lass quickly.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:26 am

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Karl wrote:
Skarjo wrote:No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

"Why don't I have a daddy?" "He went out to get Chinese food 8 years ago. I'm... sure he'll be back soon..."



You joke but there was this seriously annoying woman that used to work with my sister. One day her husband went out for milk and newspaper and never came back. A few years later he turned up in Australia living a whole new life with somebody else :lol:


:lol:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Qikzmas » Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:01 am

I'm getting a few matches a day on bumble but nobody has chatted with me yet T_T

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by RichardYuleK » Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:12 am

I’m not single but I’m curious to try Bumble now just to see if I get any matches

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Skarjo » Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:25 am

Is bumble the one where the girls have to message first?

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by Alvin Flummux » Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:28 am

Skarjo wrote:Is bumble the one where the girls have to message first?


Yeah it is. I don't think they know that.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Skarjo » Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:49 am

Someone should probably tell them then. Poor wee lasses.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Advent7 » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:14 am

RichardUK wrote:I’m not single but I’m curious to try Bumble now just to see if I get any matches


Skarjo alt confirmed.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Squinty » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:38 am

Darkstalker90 wrote:
Karl wrote:
Skarjo wrote:No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

"Why don't I have a daddy?" "He went out to get Chinese food 8 years ago. I'm... sure he'll be back soon..."



You joke but there was this seriously annoying woman that used to work with my sister. One day her husband went out for milk and newspaper and never came back. A few years later he turned up in Australia living a whole new life with somebody else :lol:


This happened to a woman that lives behind my mum. Dude just took off. No explanation. 2 kids as well, both are kinda strawberry floated in the head now from this situation.

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by Octoroc » Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:11 am

Qikz wrote:I'm getting a few matches a day on bumble but nobody has chatted with me yet T_T


What's your profile like?

Mine contains the phrases: "I'd rather date Velma than Daphne (myopia not essential)", "Voted Remain" and "No racists please".

That should sort the wheat from the chaff. :datass:

I'm going to die alone.

It's interesting though. I didn't know about the eyebrow thing and why do some women think that 'hard working' is an attractive feature?

Also: Snapchat filters. :dread: Kitten ears are bad enough, but I saw one profile and the poor woman appeared to have been trapped within Yog Sothoth. All the angles where wrong.

Also: "Likes: Gin." :|

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by Silent Right » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:56 pm

Octoroc wrote:Mine contains the phrases: "I'd rather date Velma than Daphne (myopia not essential)"


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Everyone says this though, if you want to really seem unique you got to say you prefer ScoobyDoo.

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by Saigon Slick » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:03 pm

Rightey wrote:
Octoroc wrote:Mine contains the phrases: "I'd rather date Velma than Daphne (myopia not essential)"


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Everyone says this though, if you want to really seem unique you got to say you prefer ScoobyDoo.


Shaggy :datass:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Silent Right » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:32 pm

Now this is a dating profile...

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Karl » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:43 pm

Octoroc wrote:I saw one profile and the poor woman appeared to have been trapped within Yog Sothoth. All the angles where wrong.

You have remarkable mental fortitude. I was unfortunate enough to inherit the personal effects of my great uncle, who was once an anthropology professor of some renown at Miskatonic, and his writings and notes became at first muddled and then utterly incoherent as he investigated a South American cult of "the Beyond-One" -- who through a translated excerpt of the Necronomicon I now know to be the same entity.

The Professor spent the last twenty years of his life in an institution, robbed of any capacity for thought. Perhaps it is some dark fate that has given you the same glimpse he had, through the Gates of the Silver Key. Tread carefully.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise
by Octoroc » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:45 am

Karl wrote:
Octoroc wrote:I saw one profile and the poor woman appeared to have been trapped within Yog Sothoth. All the angles where wrong.

You have remarkable mental fortitude.


Thanks! I'll put that in my profile just as soon as I get that weird chanting outside my window sorted out.

It keeps waking me up, but then it stops. :?


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