Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise

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by Moggy » Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:52 pm

<]:^D wrote:
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<]:^D wrote:whats a good first date with someone youve been on messages with for a while?
i was thinking drink or coffee but it seems so boring, but i guess that isnt a bad thing
been out of the game for so long :fp:


Get some root beers at the soda fountain and then take her for a spin in your T-bird.


are those euphemisms?


That’s what she said.

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by Karl » Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:56 pm

Moggy wrote:
<]:^D wrote:
Moggy wrote:
<]:^D wrote:whats a good first date with someone youve been on messages with for a while?
i was thinking drink or coffee but it seems so boring, but i guess that isnt a bad thing
been out of the game for so long :fp:


Get some root beers at the soda fountain and then take her for a spin in your T-bird.


are those euphemisms?


That’s what she said.


She also said "Why are you talking like a weirdo? Please leave me alone."

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by kerr9000 » Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:58 pm

I'd say go for a coffee or beer but somewhere with decent food, if it's going bad cut it short and politely back away and if it's going well then you can do the "while your here do you fancy getting something to eat?" thing. That way it gives you an open to extend or quickly end the date.

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by satriales » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:20 pm

Yeah go for a drink with the option of getting dinner if they're not a weirdo.

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by <]:^D » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:23 pm

:lol: i dont think theyre a mental but its good to have a backup plan along with drinking a lot

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Ad7 » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:26 pm

And don't forget to gooseberry fool on his/her tits/pecs

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by ITSMILNER » Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:14 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:I once had a first date take me to an edutaiment stage show about sexual hangups.


Nothing like a bit of BDSM with Richard and Judy. :datass:


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by Jenuall » Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:18 pm

ITSMILNER wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:I once had a first date take me to an edutaiment stage show about sexual hangups.


Nothing like a bit of BDSM with Richard and Judy. :datass:


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by Karl » Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:09 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:I once had a first date take me to an edutaiment stage show about sexual hangups.

That sounds like a classic case of knowing your audience -- there's a certain kind of person for whom that's a fantastic first date idea and you're it. :P

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by Rapidly-Greying » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:07 am

Gorgeous or ugly, delightful or weird,marriage material or murder material, rohypnol is your friend.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Albear » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:12 am

Take her paintballing.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Moggy » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:14 am

Who was the poster that took a girl to the cinema and then for a walk? There was something about rabbits as well?

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by Rapidly-Greying » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:31 am

Travis Bickle had the right idea for a first date.

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by Tafdolphin » Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:04 am

Karl wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:I once had a first date take me to an edutaiment stage show about sexual hangups.

That sounds like a classic case of knowing your audience -- there's a certain kind of person for whom that's a fantastic first date idea and you're it. :P


It was actually really funny, and a nice way to get a lot of the awkwardness out of the way. There was a bit about wanking where everyone had to change seats.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Tomous » Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:23 am

Moggy wrote:Who was the poster that took a girl to the cinema and then for a walk? There was something about rabbits as well?



Was that MagicMarker?

He use to collect cinema tickets and blu tack them to his wall:

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=36697&p=3529999&hilit=Cinema#p3529999

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by Moggy » Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:29 am

Tomous wrote:
Moggy wrote:Who was the poster that took a girl to the cinema and then for a walk? There was something about rabbits as well?



Was that MagicMarker?

He use to collect cinema tickets and blu tack them to his wall:

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=36697&p=3529999&hilit=Cinema#p3529999


I think it might have been him, I can remember laughing at his inept wooing of ladies. :lol:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Mini E » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:10 am

So I'm getting married in 96 hours and the advice I've been almost exclusively given is "Don't" :shifty: :fp: :simper:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Octoroc » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:16 am

Mini E wrote:So I'm getting married in 96 hours and the advice I've been almost exclusively given is "Don't" :shifty: :fp: :simper:


It's a slippery slope.

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by Errkal » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:29 am

Mini E wrote:So I'm getting married in 96 hours and the advice I've been almost exclusively given is "Don't" :shifty: :fp: :simper:


ooooo getting close.

As long as you say names right and stuff all is good. Just remember to enjoy the day, so many seem to spend so much time worrying everyone else is ok and that it is all going to go ok that they dont actually get to enjoy themselves.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Preezy » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:34 am

Mini E wrote:So I'm getting married in 96 hours and the advice I've been almost exclusively given is "Don't" :shifty: :fp: :simper:

Just don't get shitfaced, try and limit the amount you drink so you can actually enjoy the day and remember it!

So many chavs get absolutely wasted and have no recollection of one of the biggest days of their lives, such a waste of effort and money :lol: :fp:

Also don't forget to compliment your bride in your speech (I nearly did this).


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