Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Gemini73 » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:27 am

That's very cute.

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by Fade » Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:39 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:
Fade wrote:
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Fade wrote:My girlfriend wants to get a tortoise


Had a tortoise at my last house. We lost him for 3 days once and he didn't give a gooseberry fool.

Easiest pet ever.

How do you lose a Tortoise :lol:


He was a pygmy tortoise so pretty small. We'd let him wander about during the afternoons to get some exercise. One day we all went to bed without putting him back in his pen and he wandered off. Turns out he'd sought out the coldest place in the flat, probably trying to hibernate. He was only 4 though, and you're not supposed to hibernate them until they're 5 or more so we gave him a tomato and plonked him back in his hutch.

Also, mythbuster time, tortoises ain't strawberry floating slow when they don't want to be. Put a strawberry on the floor anywhere in a 2 metre radius and the little gooseberry fool would sprint across the floor to get to it.

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Aww that's cute :wub: we're thinking of getting an Indian star one so that we don't have to worry about humidity or feeding it meat.

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by Kezzer » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:25 pm

This date is going terribly :dread:

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by <]:^D » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:26 pm

:lol: in context of just reading the weekend plans thread

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by Kezzer » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:38 pm

This is date no. 4 and I think the broom is coming out.

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by Corazon de Leon » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:42 pm

We need more info. What's gone wrong?

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by <]:^D » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:53 pm

it took you 4 dates? whats gone wrong, or why did you give her so long?

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by Karl » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:57 pm

Imagine a date so bad that you're posting "this date is awful, gonna broom her" on GRcade as it's happening :lol: :dread:

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by Tafdolphin » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:03 pm

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Kezzer » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:15 pm

Hahaha I think she just beat me to it.

Night over, she has 'just been asked to work early tomorrow' and is getting the train home.

You couldn't make this up :lol:

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by Karl » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:18 pm

How did you get to date #4 and then have it all crash this badly? Please tell the whole story. :lol:

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by Kezzer » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:26 pm

I think I've realised that we keep talking about the same things over and over. To top it off she kept asking me about past relationships, as if she was looking for validation and want wanting me to say "I chose you becuase..." even though we were set up via a mutual friend.

Because of (all) this I pretty much told her to strawberry float off... not through my words (partly, as I was standoff-ish during the interogation) but more so through my demeanour.

Womp womp.

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by Trelliz » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:40 pm

Kezzer wrote:I think I've realised that we keep talking about the same things over and over. To top it off she kept asking me about past relationships, as if she was looking for validation and want wanting me to say "I chose you becuase..." even though we were set up via a mutual friend.

Because of (all) this I pretty much told her to strawberry float off... not through my words (partly, as I was standoff-ish during the interogation) but more so through my demeanour.

Womp womp.

Fyi. Anyone want to get wmi in Reading?


Did you at least say "noob clan lose" over and over as she walked away?

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by Kezzer » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:41 pm

I went with the trusty: "Look your score, then tell me why you [tube]"

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by Karl » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:59 pm

Kezzer wrote:I think I've realised that we keep talking about the same things over and over.

So what was your one common interest you had to keep returning to? Was it flight simulators? Anime dating games? Noob tubing?

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Mafro » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:00 pm

*yawn* I begin to sleep when I see you date.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by satriales » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:32 am

First girl I met on Bumble is the one :wub:
Our first date a month ago was a bit awkward, and I thought she was well out of my league and would want nothing to do with me, but things started to click after that. Today she invited me to a BBQ to meet her friends so that's got to be a good sign!

It's also shown me just how terrible my previous relationship was. Can't believe I stuck that one out for six years!

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by Gemini73 » Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:15 am

satriales wrote:First girl I met on Bumble is the one :wub:
Our first date a month ago was a bit awkward, and I thought she was well out of my league and would want nothing to do with me, but things started to click after that. Today she invited me to a BBQ to meet her friends so that's got to be a good sign!

It's also shown me just how terrible my previous relationship was. Can't believe I stuck that one out for six years!


Didn't the Spice Girls sing something about "If you wanna get with me, you're gonna have to get with my friends". :slol:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by ITSMILNER » Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:36 am

Gemini73 wrote:
satriales wrote:First girl I met on Bumble is the one :wub:
Our first date a month ago was a bit awkward, and I thought she was well out of my league and would want nothing to do with me, but things started to click after that. Today she invited me to a BBQ to meet her friends so that's got to be a good sign!

It's also shown me just how terrible my previous relationship was. Can't believe I stuck that one out for six years!


Didn't the Spice Girls sing something about "If you wanna get with me, you're gonna have to get with my friends". :slol:


BBQ orgy?

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by Errkal » Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:45 am

ITSMILNER wrote:
Gemini73 wrote:
satriales wrote:First girl I met on Bumble is the one :wub:
Our first date a month ago was a bit awkward, and I thought she was well out of my league and would want nothing to do with me, but things started to click after that. Today she invited me to a BBQ to meet her friends so that's got to be a good sign!

It's also shown me just how terrible my previous relationship was. Can't believe I stuck that one out for six years!


Didn't the Spice Girls sing something about "If you wanna get with me, you're gonna have to get with my friends". :slol:


BBQ orgy?


Coal or gas bbq?


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