Relationship Thread V4

[Jenuall]

My work here is done.

[Victor Mildew]

If you leave now you'll be peking too early.

[Jenuall]

If you leave now you'll be peking too early.

Unfortunately I have no pak choi-ce in the matter.

[Darkstalker90]

No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

"Why don't I have a daddy?" "He went out to get Chinese food 8 years ago. I'm... sure he'll be back soon..."

You joke but there was this seriously annoying woman that used to work with my sister. One day her husband went out for milk and newspaper and never came back. A few years later he turned up in Australia living a whole new life with somebody else

[That]

You joke but there was this seriously annoying woman that used to work with my sister. One day her husband went out for milk and newspaper and never came back. A few years later he turned up in Australia living a whole new life with somebody else

Oof.

[SEP]

strawberry float me.

Christ, you moved on from Irish lass quickly.

[Moggy]

No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

"Why don't I have a daddy?" "He went out to get Chinese food 8 years ago. I'm... sure he'll be back soon..."

You joke but there was this seriously annoying woman that used to work with my sister. One day her husband went out for milk and newspaper and never came back. A few years later he turned up in Australia living a whole new life with somebody else

[Qikz]

I'm getting a few matches a day on bumble but nobody has chatted with me yet T_T

[RichardUK]

I’m not single but I’m curious to try Bumble now just to see if I get any matches

[Skarjo]

Is bumble the one where the girls have to message first?

[Alvin Flummux]

Is bumble the one where the girls have to message first?

Yeah it is. I don't think they know that.

[Skarjo]

Someone should probably tell them then. Poor wee lasses.

[Victor Mildew]

I’m not single but I’m curious to try Bumble now just to see if I get any matches

Skarjo alt confirmed.

[Squinty]

No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

"Why don't I have a daddy?" "He went out to get Chinese food 8 years ago. I'm... sure he'll be back soon..."

You joke but there was this seriously annoying woman that used to work with my sister. One day her husband went out for milk and newspaper and never came back. A few years later he turned up in Australia living a whole new life with somebody else

This happened to a woman that lives behind my mum. Dude just took off. No explanation. 2 kids as well, both are kinda strawberry floated in the head now from this situation.

[Octoroc]

I'm getting a few matches a day on bumble but nobody has chatted with me yet T_T

What's your profile like?

Mine contains the phrases: "I'd rather date Velma than Daphne (myopia not essential)", "Voted Remain" and "No racists please".

That should sort the wheat from the chaff.

I'm going to die alone.

It's interesting though. I didn't know about the eyebrow thing and why do some women think that 'hard working' is an attractive feature?

Also: Snapchat filters. Kitten ears are bad enough, but I saw one profile and the poor woman appeared to have been trapped within Yog Sothoth. All the angles where wrong.

Also: "Likes: Gin."

[Rightey]

Mine contains the phrases: "I'd rather date Velma than Daphne (myopia not essential)"

Everyone says this though, if you want to really seem unique you got to say you prefer ScoobyDoo.

[Corazon de Leon]

Mine contains the phrases: "I'd rather date Velma than Daphne (myopia not essential)"

Everyone says this though, if you want to really seem unique you got to say you prefer ScoobyDoo.

Shaggy

[Rightey]

Now this is a dating profile...

[That]

I saw one profile and the poor woman appeared to have been trapped within Yog Sothoth. All the angles where wrong.

You have remarkable mental fortitude. I was unfortunate enough to inherit the personal effects of my great uncle, who was once an anthropology professor of some renown at Miskatonic, and his writings and notes became at first muddled and then utterly incoherent as he investigated a South American cult of "the Beyond-One" -- who through a translated excerpt of the Necronomicon I now know to be the same entity.

The Professor spent the last twenty years of his life in an institution, robbed of any capacity for thought. Perhaps it is some dark fate that has given you the same glimpse he had, through the Gates of the Silver Key. Tread carefully.

[Octoroc]

I saw one profile and the poor woman appeared to have been trapped within Yog Sothoth. All the angles where wrong.

You have remarkable mental fortitude.

Thanks! I'll put that in my profile just as soon as I get that weird chanting outside my window sorted out.

It keeps waking me up, but then it stops.