Relationship Thread V4

[Skarjo]

No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

[Moggy]

No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

Now that's just what Jesus would want for his birthday.

[That]

No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

"Why don't I have a daddy?" "He went out to get Chinese food 8 years ago. I'm... sure he'll be back soon..."


(EDIT: I guess with you being in HK I should have chosen a different takeaway but I'm committed now. )

[Jenuall]

No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

"Why don't I have a daddy?" "He went out to get Chinese food 8 years ago. I'm... sure he'll be back soon..."


(EDIT: I guess with you being in HK I should have chosen a different takeaway but I'm committed now. )

Imagine abandoning your family for Chinese food. As the lass is Irish you'll probably need some serious confession for that:

"Forgive me Father for I have hoisinned."

[False]

Do you have many one night stands? You come across as someone who falls in love with women and then starts big life gooseberry fool with them before falling in love with the next. Perhaps you are confusing the desire to poke with the desire to marry?

[Skarjo]

Do you have many one night stands? You come across as someone who falls in love with women and then starts big life gooseberry fool with them before falling in love with the next. Perhaps you are confusing the desire to poke with the desire to marry?

I’ve had a few but tbh I get more out a wank.

But yea I do catch feelings easy, fast and hard, wouldn’t deny that.

I mean, part of me now is aware that that’s what’s happening as is a smidge more cynical about it, but meh.

[Skarjo]

"Forgive me Father for I have hoisinned."

strawberry float.

[False]

Well its all about what makes you happy at the end of it

[Hexx]

You lot are just mean. Skarjo's just a big soppy romantic

[Skarjo]

Yea, I mean the advantage here is that there’s zero fallout if it all strawberry floats up. She doesn’t live close, no mutual friends, nothing. Not like the last two that have been absolute gooseberry fool shows to clean up after. So feels quite refreshing to just be able to say strawberry float it and see what happens.

[Victor Mildew]

[Hexx]

[Skarjo]

strawberry float me.

[False]

important question that just occurred to me:

did you smash her in germany yet?

[Jenuall]

"Forgive me Father for I have hoisinned."

strawberry float.

I was quite proud of that one!

[Skarjo]

important question that just occurred to me:

did you smash her in germany yet?

Sadly not. Circumstances conspired against us; hostel living and all that.

[Hexx]

important question that just occurred to me:

did you smash her in germany yet?

Not heard it called that before

[Skarjo]

You lot are just mean. Skarjo's just a big soppy romantic

Damn right I am.

Especially when they’ve got cracking tits. Then I’m really romantic.

[Corazon de Leon]

No that’s been done. I think this one I have to nip out for cigarettes and abandon pregnant on Christmas Day.

"Why don't I have a daddy?" "He went out to get Chinese food 8 years ago. I'm... sure he'll be back soon..."


(EDIT: I guess with you being in HK I should have chosen a different takeaway but I'm committed now. )

Imagine abandoning your family for Chinese food. As the lass is Irish you'll probably need some serious confession for that:

"Forgive me Father for I have hoisinned."

strawberry floating completely lost it at this.

[Victor Mildew]

That is a fantastic pun