Relationship Thread V3 + Fade's Tortoise

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by Corazon de Leon » Sun Jul 15, 2018 6:14 pm

Mini E wrote:Well I’m married! Everything went to plan, the weather was ridiculous for our outdoor reception. Bloody smashed it. I even said the right name.


Congratulations mate, glad it was a belter of a day. :wub:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Mini E » Sun Jul 15, 2018 6:47 pm

I’m fortunate that I’m a confident and comfortable public speaker as I lecture to fairly large classes. Did the speech largely on the hoof and it went down really well. If you don’t want to do a speech, then don’t do one. It’s your day

Thanks lads :)

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Slayerx » Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:13 pm

Mini E wrote:I’m fortunate that I’m a confident and comfortable public speaker as I lecture to fairly large classes. Did the speech largely on the hoof and it went down really well. If you don’t want to do a speech, then don’t do one. It’s your day

Thanks lads :)


Thanks I'm going to keep it brief :)

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Skarjo » Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:57 pm

So what’s the consensus on girls who call you daddy while you’re making out?

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by KjGarly » Sun Jul 15, 2018 11:55 pm

Jeremy Kyle. DNA test.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by <]:^D » Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:44 am

Skarjo wrote:So what’s the consensus on girls who call you daddy while you’re making out?

not marriage material

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Ad7 » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:09 am

Skarjo wrote:So what’s the consensus on girls who call you daddy while you’re making out?


'Making out' ... Do you live in an American film?

Hey baby, do you want to go steady?

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Moggy » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:40 am

Skarjo wrote:So what’s the consensus on girls who call you daddy while you’re making out?


They think you’re a Tory.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Rax » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:49 am

Ad7 wrote:
Slayerx wrote:The bit im a bit stressed about is the speech im not a great public speaker.

Everyone's told me that your wedding day goes so quick it's untrue too.


You don't have to do a speech, it's your wedding after all. You can just stand up, say thanks for coming and then sit down again.

Congrats mini E :toot:

Yup, your day, you make the rules. My cousins best man was terrified of speaking so my cousin did a speech and left it at that. Dont be pressured into speaking if you dont want to, you do what you want.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Albear » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:04 am

Ad7 wrote:
Skarjo wrote:So what’s the consensus on girls who call you daddy while you’re making out?


'Making out' ... Do you live in an American film?

Hey baby, do you want to go steady?


Cool your jets, hotshot.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by False » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:13 am

Ive never witnessed a cry of daddy whilst 'making out'. Only ever seen it when shes getting bent over and exploring pound town.

Just a dirty talk thing that happens to be in the current popular vernacular so I think nothing of it, but not for me.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Hexx » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:16 am

Skarjo wrote:So what’s the consensus on girls who call you daddy while you’re making out?


I'd hope consensus is you shouldn't be doing that with your daughter!

Skarjo :x

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Skarjo » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:45 am

False wrote:Ive never witnessed a cry of daddy whilst 'making out'. Only ever seen it when shes getting bent over and exploring pound town.

Just a dirty talk thing that happens to be in the current popular vernacular so I think nothing of it, but not for me.


Yea, so, should I be worried if it was literally one of the sexiest things I’d ever heard?

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by satriales » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:47 am

Puked up in girlfriend's garden. She's still talking to me! :mrgreen:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Albear » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:51 am

Euphemism or were you actually outside in her garden?

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Tomous » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:53 am

Albear wrote:Euphemism or were you actually outside in her garden?


Wow :slol:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by False » Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:16 pm

Skarjo wrote:
False wrote:Ive never witnessed a cry of daddy whilst 'making out'. Only ever seen it when shes getting bent over and exploring pound town.

Just a dirty talk thing that happens to be in the current popular vernacular so I think nothing of it, but not for me.


Yea, so, should I be worried if it was literally one of the sexiest things I’d ever heard?


If you are smashing her then it can be alright, its less the content and more the intention about it. Its very cookie cutter 2018 dirty talk so I wouldnt read much further into it than her quim was quivering and open for business.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Parksey » Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:36 pm

Skarjo wrote:
False wrote:Ive never witnessed a cry of daddy whilst 'making out'. Only ever seen it when shes getting bent over and exploring pound town.

Just a dirty talk thing that happens to be in the current popular vernacular so I think nothing of it, but not for me.


Yea, so, should I be worried if it was literally one of the sexiest things I’d ever heard?


I guess it probably depends how sexy your Dad is, really.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Skarjo » Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:37 pm

False wrote:
Skarjo wrote:
False wrote:Ive never witnessed a cry of daddy whilst 'making out'. Only ever seen it when shes getting bent over and exploring pound town.

Just a dirty talk thing that happens to be in the current popular vernacular so I think nothing of it, but not for me.


Yea, so, should I be worried if it was literally one of the sexiest things I’d ever heard?


If you are smashing her then it can be alright, its less the content and more the intention about it. Its very cookie cutter 2018 dirty talk so I wouldnt read much further into it than her quim was quivering and open for business.


Yea that’s what my dad said too.

Cheers.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3
by Fade » Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:43 pm

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:wub:

I thought buying a pet that lives 60+ years was a sign of commitment, but my girlfriend doesn't seem to think so :x

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