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Mini E wrote:Well I’m married! Everything went to plan, the weather was ridiculous for our outdoor reception. Bloody smashed it. I even said the right name.

Congratulations mate, glad it was a belter of a day.

I’m fortunate that I’m a confident and comfortable public speaker as I lecture to fairly large classes. Did the speech largely on the hoof and it went down really well. If you don’t want to do a speech, then don’t do one. It’s your day

Thanks lads

Mini E wrote:I’m fortunate that I’m a confident and comfortable public speaker as I lecture to fairly large classes. Did the speech largely on the hoof and it went down really well. If you don’t want to do a speech, then don’t do one. It’s your day

Thanks lads

Thanks I'm going to keep it brief

So what’s the consensus on girls who call you daddy while you’re making out?

Jeremy Kyle. DNA test.

Skarjo wrote:So what’s the consensus on girls who call you daddy while you’re making out?

not marriage material

Skarjo wrote:So what’s the consensus on girls who call you daddy while you’re making out?

'Making out' ... Do you live in an American film?

Hey baby, do you want to go steady?

Skarjo wrote:So what’s the consensus on girls who call you daddy while you’re making out?

They think you’re a Tory.

Ad7 wrote:

Slayerx wrote:The bit im a bit stressed about is the speech im not a great public speaker.

Everyone's told me that your wedding day goes so quick it's untrue too.

You don't have to do a speech, it's your wedding after all. You can just stand up, say thanks for coming and then sit down again.

Congrats mini E

Yup, your day, you make the rules. My cousins best man was terrified of speaking so my cousin did a speech and left it at that. Dont be pressured into speaking if you dont want to, you do what you want.

Ad7 wrote:

Skarjo wrote:So what’s the consensus on girls who call you daddy while you’re making out?

'Making out' ... Do you live in an American film?

Hey baby, do you want to go steady?

Cool your jets, hotshot.

Ive never witnessed a cry of daddy whilst 'making out'. Only ever seen it when shes getting bent over and exploring pound town.

Just a dirty talk thing that happens to be in the current popular vernacular so I think nothing of it, but not for me.

Skarjo wrote:So what’s the consensus on girls who call you daddy while you’re making out?

I'd hope consensus is you shouldn't be doing that with your daughter!

Skarjo

False wrote:Ive never witnessed a cry of daddy whilst 'making out'. Only ever seen it when shes getting bent over and exploring pound town.

Just a dirty talk thing that happens to be in the current popular vernacular so I think nothing of it, but not for me.

Yea, so, should I be worried if it was literally one of the sexiest things I’d ever heard?

Puked up in girlfriend's garden. She's still talking to me!

Euphemism or were you actually outside in her garden?

Albear wrote:Euphemism or were you actually outside in her garden?

Wow

Skarjo wrote:

False wrote:Ive never witnessed a cry of daddy whilst 'making out'. Only ever seen it when shes getting bent over and exploring pound town.

Just a dirty talk thing that happens to be in the current popular vernacular so I think nothing of it, but not for me.

Yea, so, should I be worried if it was literally one of the sexiest things I’d ever heard?

If you are smashing her then it can be alright, its less the content and more the intention about it. Its very cookie cutter 2018 dirty talk so I wouldnt read much further into it than her quim was quivering and open for business.

Skarjo wrote:

False wrote:Ive never witnessed a cry of daddy whilst 'making out'. Only ever seen it when shes getting bent over and exploring pound town.

Just a dirty talk thing that happens to be in the current popular vernacular so I think nothing of it, but not for me.

Yea, so, should I be worried if it was literally one of the sexiest things I’d ever heard?

I guess it probably depends how sexy your Dad is, really.

False wrote:

Skarjo wrote:

False wrote:Ive never witnessed a cry of daddy whilst 'making out'. Only ever seen it when shes getting bent over and exploring pound town.

Just a dirty talk thing that happens to be in the current popular vernacular so I think nothing of it, but not for me.

Yea, so, should I be worried if it was literally one of the sexiest things I’d ever heard?

If you are smashing her then it can be alright, its less the content and more the intention about it. Its very cookie cutter 2018 dirty talk so I wouldnt read much further into it than her quim was quivering and open for business.

Yea that’s what my dad said too.

Cheers.

I thought buying a pet that lives 60+ years was a sign of commitment, but my girlfriend doesn't seem to think so