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Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:00 pm
by Shadow
I've not been in the dating game in a long time, so this advice isn't the result of any success on my part, buuut I find the gym and exercise classes to be natural places to spark up a conversation. It's also a place where you'll naturally bump into someone more than once, allowing a friendship to form. Like I say, I'm not in the market at the moment, but have still ended up just casually chatting with quite a few women at the gym.
I would say this probably works best if it's a particularly nice gym, one with a cafe, bar etc. So don't cheap out.

Bonus points is that getting ripped will make it all the rest of the dating crap a lot easier.

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:15 pm
by Wedgie
Octoroc wrote:
Fade wrote:Genuine question?

Dating apps are the gooseberry fools, what's the best way to meet like minded single people (outside of work) you guys have personally found?


Have you considered drinking yourself to oblivion, drink driving and trying to shag anyone that moves?

Or do your weekly shop at 9:00 PM on Saturday night - only the damned and the lonely walk the aisles then.

*sigh*


Don't forget the headbutt to the nose for his troubles.

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:22 pm
by Octoroc
Wedgie wrote:
Octoroc wrote:
Fade wrote:Genuine question?

Dating apps are the gooseberry fools, what's the best way to meet like minded single people (outside of work) you guys have personally found?


Have you considered drinking yourself to oblivion, drink driving and trying to shag anyone that moves?

Or do your weekly shop at 9:00 PM on Saturday night - only the damned and the lonely walk the aisles then.

*sigh*


Don't forget the headbutt to the nose for his troubles.


Hey, I'm a 'glass half full' person. My interests are holidays, shopping and laughter. My kids are my life.

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:24 pm
by Fade
Thanks guys.

Seems like a yoga class is probably a good idea then. Not a fan of gyms but I have been looking to get into yoga for a while

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:38 pm
by Rocsteady
Fade wrote:Thanks guys.

Seems like a yoga class is probably a good idea then. Not a fan of gyms but I have been looking to get into yoga for a while

I've found it really good for mental and physical health.

Plus I shagged a couple of instructors before meeting my current partner

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:39 pm
by RetroCora
Rocsteady wrote:
Fade wrote:Thanks guys.

Seems like a yoga class is probably a good idea then. Not a fan of gyms but I have been looking to get into yoga for a while

I've found it really good for mental and physical health.

Plus I shagged a couple of instructors before meeting my current partner


Yeah but we can’t all be Adonis-like Supermen in the way you are Roc, strawberry floats sake. :lol:

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:57 pm
by Imrahil
Rocsteady wrote:Plus I shagged a couple of instructors before meeting my current partner

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Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:02 pm
by Rocsteady
RetroCora wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Fade wrote:Thanks guys.

Seems like a yoga class is probably a good idea then. Not a fan of gyms but I have been looking to get into yoga for a while

I've found it really good for mental and physical health.

Plus I shagged a couple of instructors before meeting my current partner


Yeah but we can’t all be Adonis-like Supermen in the way you are Roc, strawberry floats sake. :lol:

Dunno about that, you certainly are :wub:

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:02 pm
by Rocsteady
Imrahil wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:Plus I shagged a couple of instructors before meeting my current partner

Image

Truly unbelievable tales, I know

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:03 pm
by Moggy
Imrahil wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:Plus I shagged a couple of instructors before meeting my current partner

Image


:lol:

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:11 pm
by False
so nice to see jay directed at someone else finally

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:12 pm
by DarkRula
What kind of magic do you possess that allowed you to get frisky with the instructors?

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:13 pm
by False
being very handsome

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:18 pm
by DarkRula
That's me out, then.

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:20 pm
by Rocsteady
Clicked with them or went to extracurricular gooseberry fool before taking them for a drink.

And yeah looking alright helps. Got a bit of a belly and almost a neckbeard atm, not sure it'd go down quite as well.

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:51 pm
by Drumstick
Shadow wrote:I would say this probably works best if it's a particularly nice gym, one with a cafe, bar etc. So don't cheap out.

Bonus points is that getting ripped will make it all the rest of the dating crap a lot easier.

Which leads nicely to:

Shadow wrote:Just plow her. Worry about relationship technicalities later.

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 2:10 pm
by DarkRula
Rocsteady wrote:Clicked with them or went to extracurricular gooseberry fool before taking them for a drink.

And yeah looking alright helps. Got a bit of a belly and almost a neckbeard atm, not sure it'd go down quite as well.


Seems about right. You're getting to know them through doing the yoga or whatever, so you're finding compatibility with them. Even if nothing serious develops in terms of a relationship, they'd probably be down for fun when comfortable enough with you.

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 4:23 pm
by Shadow
Drumstick wrote:
Shadow wrote:I would say this probably works best if it's a particularly nice gym, one with a cafe, bar etc. So don't cheap out.

Bonus points is that getting ripped will make it all the rest of the dating crap a lot easier.

Which leads nicely to:

Shadow wrote:Just plow her. Worry about relationship technicalities later.


The classic.

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 6:59 pm
by Andrew Mills
Drumstick wrote:
Shadow wrote:I would say this probably works best if it's a particularly nice gym, one with a cafe, bar etc. So don't cheap out.

Bonus points is that getting ripped will make it all the rest of the dating crap a lot easier.

Which leads nicely to:

Shadow wrote:Just plow her. Worry about relationship technicalities later.

:lol: :lol: That's a blast from the past! :lol:

Re: Relationship Thread V4

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 7:11 pm
by LewisD
Hang about, have we all glazed over the fact that Millsy is back?!

Good to have you back mate. Sorry you've not had a great time by the sounds of it.