Rogue Operative - S01E01

PostRogue Operative - S01E01 by **RogueLeader** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:24 pm

It's just another day in day in London town. Wait a minute, how did I end up here? Has my memory been wiped? No, I specifically remember my memory being intact. That was a close call. Suddenly I hear some sirens, and a host of cop cars fly around the corner. Someone must have done something really bad. OH NO THEY'RE COMING AFTER ME! I'm innocent of all crimes, so it must be a case of mistaken identity. That or something sinister is going on. I'll play it safe and assume the latter, even if it means I get a-battered.

I run down an alley, chased by loads of cops and dogs and that. I get to some sort of tall chain-link fence, so it seems a bit like I'm trapped. Not really though, because I climb over it. One of the dogs slams his fist against the fence in frustration. This should buy me some time. Maybe I should phone the police and explain the misunderstanding? Nah, screw that, I'll just keep running. I take a shortcut through someone's flat, but they don't even react to the intruder, they just keep watching TV with a shocked look on their face. I grab some dinner of the table to lighten the mood. Yum, tasty chicken. Eurgh, a bone. I went back to throw it at them, then kicked their iPods down the stairs in a tumbling technological disaster the likes of which the world has never seen.

I was almost free from this individual chase. For some reason I ran into a tunnel, but there was a load of cops at the other end. I turned around and there were cops at that end too. "We have you surrounded, put your hands up". Was I done for?

"No" is the answer. "Oh, I'll put my hands up alright" I said. I then severed my real arms and replaced them with super-human cyborg arms, using them to smash a hole in the top of the tunnel. I yanked myself up, cleverly avoiding all of the bullets using limbo grooves, and ran off into the night...

TO WASP CONTINUED

PostRe: Rogue Operative - S01E01 by **Octoroc** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:51 pm

It all sounds rather unlikely TBH.

PostRe: Rogue Operative - S01E01 by **RogueLeader** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:27 pm

Octoroc wrote:It all sounds rather unlikely TBH.

Well it happened, alright? I ought to give you a right good BUMP on the noggin.

I then severed my real arms and replaced them with super-human cyborg arms

\o/

PostRe: Rogue Operative - S01E01 by **Hulohot** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:31 pm

I enjoyed it.

PostRe: Rogue Operative - S01E01 by JV » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:31 pm

I hope muddles makes a guest appearance. 8-)

Zenigame wrote:
I then severed my real arms and replaced them with super-human cyborg arms

\o/

Or should that be:

\o/

I'm not sure. What do super-human cyborg arms look like?

PostRe: Rogue Operative - S01E01 by **Dangerblade** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:37 pm

You're just a wannabe Arv.

PostRe: Rogue Operative - S01E01 by **Pilch** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:38 pm

RogueLeader wrote:TO WASP CONTINUED

Awesome.

PostRe: Rogue Operative - S01E01 by **Infibeyen** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:41 pm

Zenigame wrote:
Zenigame wrote:
I then severed my real arms and replaced them with super-human cyborg arms

\o/

Or should that be:

\o/

I'm not sure. What do super-human cyborg arms look like?

\o/, I imagine.

RogueLeader wrote:One of the dogs slams his fist against the fence in frustration.

I liked that bit. :lol:

Infibeyen wrote:
Zenigame wrote:
Zenigame wrote:
I then severed my real arms and replaced them with super-human cyborg arms

\o/

Or should that be:

\o/

I'm not sure. What do super-human cyborg arms look like?

\o/, I imagine.

I like your thinking. I'll combine your idea with mine to come up with:

\o/

Large arms because they can stretch like Bender's arms in Futurama.

PostRe: Rogue Operative - S01E01 by **SEP** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:53 pm

Zenigame wrote:\o/

Large arms because they can stretch like Bender's arms in Futurama.

What about:

{o}

Because they're all bendy and crazy, like.

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