The Royal Wedding 2018 / Also, sharpen the guillotines please!

Mum watching it on TV. God damn this is unbearable. Everyone saying how happy they are. I'm disgusted.

Nice of the royal family to give the happy couple the titles Duke and Duchess of Sex.

Victoria beckham had a face like a smacked arse. would it kill her to look happy just once.

Ploiper wrote:Victoria beckham had a face like a smacked arse. would it kill her to look happy just once.

It would kill her that's why she doesn't do it. She has a rare disorder called smilemia that prevent her from smiling.

The CNN Instagram page is ridiculous: 16 posts about this wedding in 3 days, their stories nothing but. Considering there’s been a shooting and a plane crash, it’s even more surprising that the station has been the wedding all day long as well.

Errkal wrote:
Ploiper wrote:Victoria beckham had a face like a smacked arse. would it kill her to look happy just once.

It would kill her that's why she doesn't do it. She has a rare disorder called smilemia that prevent her from smiling.

I just assumed Botox was why she never smiles - she physically cannot.

KK wrote:The CNN Instagram page is ridiculous: 16 posts about this wedding in 3 days, their stories nothing but. Considering there’s been a shooting and a plane crash, it’s even more surprising that the station has been the wedding all day long as well.

I had no idea Skripal was released from hospital after surviving Novichok poisoning via Putin's cronies.

WALL TO WALL coverage from lefty bibles The Guardian and the Huffington Post.

Even my South African/Portuguese/Muslim neighbours have been speaking about it in the garden.

Not a vintage day for Republicans.

KK wrote:The Beckham’s look like they’ve had an argument.

They aren't actually still a couple. All for show.

Enjoyed watching this actually! The choir was fantastic imo with Stand By Me. And the American reverend gave a very uplifting speech. Also the reaction to his speech was hilarious!

Saw the highlights show earlier, all in all a good show, though i couldn't help but laugh at Prince Andrew's expression in response to the American preacher guy.

Harry & Meghan flags were everywhere in London today as you'd expect, but there wasn't any big TV screens or anything else much going on from what i saw which was a little surprising. It was quieter than normal too, the palace shop was almost empty compared to how it normally is.

The 19-year-old Cellist during the register signing was a talent. Really enjoyed that.

They had the Prince of Wales's harp there. I hope they asked for a borrow.

Lime wrote:The 19-year-old Cellist during the register signing was a talent. Really enjoyed that.

They had the Prince of Wales's harp there. I hope they asked for a borrow.

He was very good.

A record breaking 47 pages in the Mail on Sunday tomorrow. :fp:

twitter.com/hendopolis/status/997945619397431296

EDIT: Actually that’s nothing, the Express has gone 128 pages! That’s practically THE WHOLE PAPER!

twitter.com/hendopolis/status/997942314856321024

KK wrote:there’s been a shooting

KK wrote:the station has been the wedding all day long as well.

Welcome to western media coverage.

KK wrote:A record breaking 47 pages in the Mail on Sunday tomorrow.

twitter.com/hendopolis/status/997945619397431296

EDIT: Actually that’s nothing, the Express has gone 128 pages! That’s practically THE WHOLE PAPER!

twitter.com/hendopolis/status/997942314856321024

Hmm I wonder if the Express are just trying to be clever and the paper is actually 128 pages long, and not the royal wedding features.

I'm not a fan of the Royal Family but seeing Windsor on TV being broadcast to entire world the full crowds in the high street and The Long Walk is an amazing sight and makes you proud to be British. Slightly annoyed now that i did not get a chance to pop into Windsor to see the build-up (been working all week) and maybe get on TV lol.

Windsor did Britain proud

Just remembered about this gooseberry fool. I presume it's over now and we can get on with our lives?

KK wrote:A record breaking 47 pages in the Mail on Sunday tomorrow.

twitter.com/hendopolis/status/997945619397431296

EDIT: Actually that’s nothing, the Express has gone 128 pages! That’s practically THE WHOLE PAPER!

twitter.com/hendopolis/status/997942314856321024

strawberry float sake, the state of this :fp:

RainbowGazelle wrote:Just remembered about this gooseberry fool. I presume it's over now and we can get on with our lives?

Not just yet as it will be all over the papers tomorrow & next week

floydfreak wrote:
RainbowGazelle wrote:Just remembered about this gooseberry fool. I presume it's over now and we can get on with our lives?

Not just yet as it will be all over the papers tomorrow & next week

And then there's still the babies to come.

The Royal Wedding 2018 / Also, sharpen the guillotines please!

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