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PostRe: Rugby Union Thread
by Ad7 » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:02 am

It was bullshit. You know from the times i've tried to meet up with you in Cardiff how many wales games we've been to and always supported them.
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by Tomous » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:12 am

I absolutely love Cardiff on match day, but there's no denying you get a lot of banana splits there.

A few years ago, think it was Wales v England in 2015, I was walking down chippy alley with 2 mates when some ginger twat bumped into 1 of them and dropped his chips. He immediately got aggressive and demanded my mate buy him food, but if it was anyone's fault it was his so my mate refused. Next thing we knew he's wrestling my mate to the floor, so my other mate pulls him off him, and the guy turns round and headbutts my mate and legs it. My mate is now covered in blood and so someone called the police. While we're waiting, I see the guy suddenly sprinting back towards my mate, so I step in his path and block him, turn to call to my mate and he sucker punches me. I hit the ground and he runs off again.

By the time the police arrived, he'd legged it and they couldn't find him. CCTV footage was useless so nothing came of it. My mate had to get £100+ in dental treatment (it was actually a lot more in reality but he had a dental plan through work) and I couldn't eat on the right side of my mouth for a week. Fortunately nothing broke/no fractures-ended up getting it checked just incase.

I was pretty wasted to begin with and dazed after getting hit in the head but my clearest memory is the policewoman laughing at me throughout my statement cos I couldn't really remember anything. "What colour jumper was he wearing?" "Blue! No wait...red! No orange...." "I'll just put down it was too dark to see shall I?" "Good idea!"


For a happier Cardiff match day story, my mate was out in his England jersey for a Wales England game. He saw Rhod Gilbert and he went up and said "Rod! You're my third favourite comedian". Rhod called him a banana split before asking him who his favourite two were and then went "yeah fair enough they're much better than me" :lol:
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by Moggy » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:15 am

Tomous wrote:A few years ago, think it was Wales v England in 2015, I was walking down chippy alley with 2 mates when some ginger twat bumped into 1 of them and dropped his chips. He immediately got aggressive and demanded my mate buy him food, but if it was anyone's fault it was his so my mate refused. Next thing we knew he's wrestling my mate to the floor, so my other mate pulls him off him, and the guy turns round and headbutts my mate and legs it. My mate is now covered in blood and so someone called the police. While we're waiting, I see the guy suddenly sprinting back towards my mate, so I step in his path and block him, turn to call to my mate and he sucker punches me. I hit the ground and he runs off again.

By the time the police arrived, he'd legged it and they couldn't find him. CCTV footage was useless so nothing came of it. My mate had to get £100+ in dental treatment (it was actually a lot more in reality but he had a dental plan through work) and I couldn't eat on the right side of my mouth for a week. Fortunately nothing broke/no fractures-ended up getting it checked just incase.

I was pretty wasted to begin with and dazed after getting hit in the head but my clearest memory is the policewoman laughing at me throughout my statement cos I couldn't really remember anything. "What colour jumper was he wearing?" "Blue! No wait...red! No orange...." "I'll just put down it was too dark to see shall I?" "Good idea!"


Tomous wrote:Cardiff is a wonderful place to live. A lot of the benefits of living in a big city, without the hassle.
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by Tomous » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:17 am

Moggy wrote:
Tomous wrote:A few years ago, think it was Wales v England in 2015, I was walking down chippy alley with 2 mates when some ginger twat bumped into 1 of them and dropped his chips. He immediately got aggressive and demanded my mate buy him food, but if it was anyone's fault it was his so my mate refused. Next thing we knew he's wrestling my mate to the floor, so my other mate pulls him off him, and the guy turns round and headbutts my mate and legs it. My mate is now covered in blood and so someone called the police. While we're waiting, I see the guy suddenly sprinting back towards my mate, so I step in his path and block him, turn to call to my mate and he sucker punches me. I hit the ground and he runs off again.

By the time the police arrived, he'd legged it and they couldn't find him. CCTV footage was useless so nothing came of it. My mate had to get £100+ in dental treatment (it was actually a lot more in reality but he had a dental plan through work) and I couldn't eat on the right side of my mouth for a week. Fortunately nothing broke/no fractures-ended up getting it checked just incase.

I was pretty wasted to begin with and dazed after getting hit in the head but my clearest memory is the policewoman laughing at me throughout my statement cos I couldn't really remember anything. "What colour jumper was he wearing?" "Blue! No wait...red! No orange...." "I'll just put down it was too dark to see shall I?" "Good idea!"


Tomous wrote:Cardiff is a wonderful place to live. A lot of the benefits of living in a big city, without the hassle.


I should have caveated that with except on match days when they bus in the wankers from the valleys.

Saying that, the day Take That came to down was still the worse thing I've ever seen. The scenes with the pissed up middle aged women :dread:
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by Moggy » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:19 am

Tomous wrote:Saying that, the day Take That came to down was still the worse thing I've ever seen. The scenes with the pissed up middle aged women :dread:


My mother and grandmother went to Cardiff a few years ago to see Take That. :x :x :x
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PostRe: Rugby Union Thread
by Ad7 » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:31 am

Moggy wrote:
Tomous wrote:Saying that, the day Take That came to down was still the worse thing I've ever seen. The scenes with the pissed up middle aged women :dread:


My mother and grandmother went to Cardiff a few years ago to see Take That. :x :x :x


And what a night that was :datass:
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by Moggy » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:33 am

Ad7 wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Tomous wrote:Saying that, the day Take That came to down was still the worse thing I've ever seen. The scenes with the pissed up middle aged women :dread:


My mother and grandmother went to Cardiff a few years ago to see Take That. :x :x :x


And what a night that was :datass:


Through a weird twist in the space-time continuum, that night Ad7 became Moggy's father and grandfather.
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PostRe: Rugby Union Thread
by Tomous » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:44 am

Ad7 wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Tomous wrote:Saying that, the day Take That came to down was still the worse thing I've ever seen. The scenes with the pissed up middle aged women :dread:


My mother and grandmother went to Cardiff a few years ago to see Take That. :x :x :x


And what a night that was :datass:



Cardiff is a wonderful place :wub:
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PostRe: Rugby Union Thread
by Ad7 » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:46 am

Especially on the anniversary of Maggie Thatcher closing the mines or something amirite

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