Sainsbury's become first supermarket to sell 'Phal'; korma also available

Rapidly-Greying wrote:I've never seen the appeal in eating overly hot food. Surely you wont be able to taste anything with your mouth being on fire.

Personally I see really hot curry eaters the same as I see guys with long knob extension cars, trying a bit too hard to compensate for being a crap shag with a small cock.

I'll have a mild but tasty curry please.

Personally I see mild curry eaters the same as I see guys who jump to really bizarre conclusions based on strange logic. Why the strawberry float would it mean you have a small cock if you like very spicy curries? I'm genuinely interested. What if you like really sweet desserts? Does that mean you have tiny balls? What about if you like bitter lemonade? Tight bumhole?

Literally took me 5 seconds to find this link about why people may well like spicy food a bit much -

http://www.healthdiaries.com/eatthis/sp ... phins.html

I see no references to the size of one's penis.

\o

Get your scales out so we can WHEY the lads!

People who claim that people with nice cars have a small knob. :fp:

Yes, because that's the only reason someone would want a nice car. :fp:

jamcc wrote:People who claim that people with nice cars have a small knob.

Yes, because that's the only reason someone would want a nice car.

What car do you drive Jam and how big is your dick?

Beans wrote:how big is your dick?

And you have the nerve to call me gay

Frank wrote:
Beans wrote:how big is your dick?

And you have the nerve to call me gay

I don't even have a car.. 8-)

Reporter: Ron, Ron, how big is your dick
Ron Jeremy: It's only 6 inches............................................from the ground 8-)

"Only" 6 inches!? I was told 5 inches was big

Sputnik wrote:"Only" 6 inches!? I was told 5 inches was big

Your mom lied to me.

Fancy overpowered car = small cock

Eat a ridiculously got curry = your a crap shag

Both scientifically proven facts.

People disagreeing with scientific fact = ugly strawberry floaters that will only ever get a ride on a fat,sweaty monster.

:-)

Phal.......................

More like PHAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Eating hot stuff just makes me laugh from the pain so I generally don't do it. I also have a curry to enjoy the taste, not have a massive burning sensation in my mouth.

I can't eat any curry hotter than a medium madras without regretting it the following morning.

I've bought one of these for my dinner tonight. It measures 6 chillis on their chilli rating. The highest I've had before was 4. It also says it's a meal for 2. I'll report back later for what it's like.

I opened up this thread, expecting a trail of phallus jokes about cock curry. At first I was disappointed, but as soon as the topic moved on to dicks on page 2, I'm glad the natural balance of things has been restored.

For the record, I love spicy food and I have a massive willy.

I had one of these the other night. It's hot, no doubt about it, but more curry house vindaloo. I mean you can actually eat this Phal for a start...

I'd say definitely the hottest supermarket curry I've eaten though (most of which seem to be produced by Noon).

Sainsbury's become first supermarket to sell 'Phal'; korma also available

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