Scariest moments of your life?

PostScariest moments of your life? by **jamcc** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:24 pm

Wow. I am buzzing. But not in a good way.

Just took my dog for a walk across the road, no barking from the neighbour's guard dog (they have a corner shop). Good, I thought. But she must have been put outside whilst I was on the walk, as when I came back up my driveway, their dog came out of nowhere and chase my dog and I all the way up our drive, snarling all the way. Bear in mind that my dog is old and gentle as anything, their's is a vicious Alsatian (no Sun style hyperbole there).

I strawberry floating SHAT myself. When we got to my house I turned back and noticed the dog had given up and returned home, but I shouted at it warning that I'd kill it one day (not the first time). Again, bear in mind that my village is deadly silent at this time of night... Normally.

The neighbour came out to tie him up and I shouted at him "I'm gonna kill your dog one day!"

, I was just so PISSED off. We've had so many problems with their dog barking etc, contacted the Council but they don't really give a gooseberry fool.

Not gonna be able to sleep now.

Any scary stories of your own?

PostRe: Scariest moments of your life? by **SEP** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:30 pm

I've had RPGs and mortars fired at me. Which makes me really jumpy when I hear a bang these days.

Yeah. This one time, a spider jumped on my leg.

PostRe: Scariest moments of your life? by **jamcc** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:31 pm

MCN wrote:I've had RPGs and mortars fired at me. Which makes me really jumpy when I hear a bang these days.

I guess that sort of puts my little anecdote into perspective.. :lol:

Phoenix Tennant wrote:Yeah. This one time, a spider jumped on my leg.

gooseberry fool man, was it real big?

This topic among many, many other things is why cats pwn dogs.

I thought my taxi driver was taking me to a dark field and going to kill me the other night.

PostRe: Scariest moments of your life? by **SEP** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:35 pm

FishFingers wrote:This topic among many, many other things is why cats pwn dogs.

Cats can be vicious little bastards, too, you know.

PostRe: Scariest moments of your life? by **Red** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:36 pm

MCN wrote:
FishFingers wrote:This topic among many, many other things is why cats pwn dogs.

Cats can be vicious little bastards, too, you know.

I reckon they go down quicker if you kick them in the face though.

Corazon de Leon

Almost being in a plane crash pour moi. I've mentioned it a few times in this sort of thread. It wasn't nice(obviously), and I'm still very jumpy about flying to this day.

St Nick wrote:
Phoenix Tennant wrote:Yeah. This one time, a spider jumped on my leg.

gooseberry fool man, was it real big?

Not too big. It jumped right off, but I could've died!1!1!!11!11!1!! I gooseberry fool myself, which was just as well, considering that I was on the toilet at the time.

PostRe: Scariest moments of your life? by **SEP** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:39 pm

Red wrote:
MCN wrote:
FishFingers wrote:This topic among many, many other things is why cats pwn dogs.

Cats can be vicious little bastards, too, you know.

I reckon they go down quicker if you kick them in the face though.

You try kicking a cat in the face when it's got its claws embedded in your thigh.

PostRe: Scariest moments of your life? by **That** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:39 pm

Red wrote:
MCN wrote:
FishFingers wrote:This topic among many, many other things is why cats pwn dogs.

Cats can be vicious little bastards, too, you know.

I reckon they go down quicker if you kick them in the face though.

Y'think?

PostRe: Scariest moments of your life? by **Red** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:40 pm

I assumed we were talking about domestic cats and dogs because...well that's what we were talking about.

jamcc wrote:Scariest moments of your life?

When I was having a shower and the missus came in the bathroom to talk to me and I had literally just finished a knee trembler. True story.

Another one that springs to mind is loosing one of the kids in Tescos. Freekin horrible thing that.

When I was in school we used to go down to the train tracks on our dinner and mess around in the tunnels. They have little archways cut out in them for rail workers to step in when a train is passing by. Me and a friend were stood in one as a train was coming from one end of the tunnel, he dared me to run up to the next archway before the train got there, so I ran looking for it but after a few seconds I couldn't find it and just completely panicked and ran across to the other side to get in the opposite archway. I looked to my left and there was another train coming down that side of the tracks as well. I just ran with my arm tracing against the wall until I finally got to it and jumped in.

I also still have nightmares from when we went onto the roof of the local shopping centre and I stood right on the edge with my arms held out, one gush of wind and I would have been a dead man.

I was a strawberry floating moron in my school days.

Corazon de Leon

Jesus Alkaline, what were you thinking?

Corazon wrote:Jesus Alkaline, what were you thinking?

Hope it stays calm?

I was on a train that derailed.

PostRe: Scariest moments of your life? by **Jax** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:08 am

Probably when a gang of about 10 chavs all started on innocent young me. Almost bricking myself, not that i would've let them know that. They didn't do anything in the end, probably only because i happened to glance at one of them who i actually recognised, and he knew if they did anything he'd be in massive trouble.

Suffice to say, i walked away pretty quickly when all that ended.

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