Secret Santa 2018 - GO! GO! GO!

[Denster]

A very interesting recipient. This is going to be splendid.

[LewisD]

A very interesting recipient. This is going to be splendid.

One Mighty Ducks (movie, not NHL team) Jersey please Denny.

Preferably with my surname and number 17 on the back.
I'll accept Goldberg's Jersey though if time is too short for a custom-named version.

Cheers hun xoxoxoxo

[LewisD]

Oooooh, or a Space Jam toonsquad jersey!

[Denster]

Sorry mate. Next year maybe.

[Banjo]

A message to my Santa. Yeah I don't tend to post as much these days, and very rarely with details about my life, which will probably make things difficult unless you're one of the people here that personally knows me. I'll try and post more regularly for the time being so you can know a little more about me and have more options.

A message to my recipient. Expect crushing disappointment and possibly mild arousal.

[LewisD]

A message to my recipient. Expect crushing disappointment and possibly mild arousal.

[KjGarly]

So does Christmas day safe mean I can buy a Stool Blokes Stool Destroying Strap-on for my victim?

[Dowbocop]

I'm confused about Christmas Day safety and I think I may have been risking getting sex toys for the past ten years

[Corazon de Leon]

That might be my fault - the whole concept confuses me.

[Lagamorph]

The way I always understood it was,

I am Christmas Day Safe - I can safely receive a giftwrapped giant dildo without inviting awkward questions
I am not Christmas Day Safe - I cannot safely receive a giftwrapped giant dildo without inviting awkward questions

[Cheeky Devlin]

The way I always understood it was,

I am Christmas Day Safe - I can safely receive a giftwrapped giant dildo without inviting awkward questions
I am not Christmas Day Safe - I cannot safely receive a giftwrapped giant dildo without inviting awkward questions

This is how I've always understood it as well.

[KjGarly]

The way I always understood it was,

I am Christmas Day Safe - I can safely receive a giftwrapped giant dildo without inviting awkward questions
I am not Christmas Day Safe - I cannot safely receive a giftwrapped giant dildo without inviting awkward questions

This is how I've always understood it as well.

Sound.

Not so sound for the victim.

[Victor Mildew]

My victim is somehow simultaneously proving to be both the easiest and hardest person to research

[Corazon de Leon]

Yeah I've no idea what I'm doing with mine. Should've rigged it.

[Victor Mildew]

Can I add, if people change their names in the coming weeks, can we have them alongside the current ones in the OP if possible? I can become a nightmare searching through posts at times while researching.

[Moggy]

Mine is the worst person to get. A real scumbag that nobody likes.

I’m just sending him a gooseberry fool in a box. He’ll be lucky if it’s my gooseberry fool and not a random tramp turd.

[Corazon de Leon]

Can I add, if people change their names in the coming weeks, can we have them alongside the current ones in the OP if possible? I can become a nightmare searching through posts at times while researching.

This is a very good point - could everyone who goes for a name change please PM me so I can sort this out?

[Denster]

Mine is the worst person to get. A real scumbag that nobody likes.

I’m just sending him a gooseberry fool in a box. He’ll be lucky if it’s my gooseberry fool and not a random tramp turd.

[Green Gecko]

I think I've come up with my jokey present at least, maybe one or two ideas for the rest but will need to do a real good dig I think.

I think some people have said I'm hard to buy for because I tend to chime in on threads without ever really saying what I want.

All my santas have been great so far though and I've used/displayed all the presents throughout the years. Can find most of them around my living room actually!

[Victor Mildew]

That's because denster bought you an actual living room last year!