Secret Santa 2018 - GO! GO! GO!

[Moggy]

Every so often Secret Santa throws up some controversy or hilarity. Garly throwing away his gift is destined to be remembered alongside legendary moments such as Vesp and Tragic.

In future throwing things into the bin will be known as “doing a Garly”.

[KjGarly]

To be fair its Amazons gooseberry fool way of sending them. It says on the envelope don't open till after you've opened your gifts to see who it's from with item details too, which is why I wanted to chuck it so I didn't ruin the surprise of what's wrapped up and it definitely didn't have a card in just what I'm assuming now is a slip of paper with it printed on.

Thank fuckery I didn't chuck it on a Tuesday night as the bins are emptied every Wednesday at 6:30am..

[LewisD]

In future throwing things into the bin will be known as “doing a Garly”.

Seconded.

I did a Garly last night with my wank tissue.

[KjGarly]

In future throwing things into the bin will be known as “doing a Garly”.

Seconded.

I did a Garly last night with my wank tissue.

You missed catching it all and it landed in your PJs/shorts and you only realise when you've pulled them up and got the wet feeling sliding up your legs? Yeah I've done a Garly plenty of times too

[Victor Mildew]

Instructions for delivery driver - leave in main bin

[KjGarly]

Sooty, too many experiences with Yodel, thought it was the norm..

[Moggy]

In future throwing things into the bin will be known as “doing a Garly”.

Seconded.

I did a Garly last night with my wank tissue.

My son did an absolutely rank gooseberry fool last night. Rather than risk putting it into the nappy bin, I took it out to the main wheelie bin.

I call that doing a double Garly.

[Cheeky Devlin]

Amazing stuff.

[KjGarly]

Phoned the missus and asked her to get in the bin, got the envelope out and whatsapped me a pic of it which has no gift voucher code or anything just the details of what's wrapped.

[Albert]

Phoned the missus and asked her to get in the bin

She's a lucky lady.

[Victor Mildew]

Phoned the missus and asked her to get in the bin

She's a lucky lady.

I'm surprised the kitchen shackles allowed her to move that far

[LewisD]

whatsapped me a pic of it which has no gift voucher code or anything.

lol psyche.

[Moggy]

Phoned the missus and asked her to get in the bin, got the envelope out and whatsapped me a pic of it which has no gift voucher code or anything just the details of what's wrapped.

[KjGarly]

Oh you bunch of banana splits

You realise my surprise is now ruined as I know what's wrapped up?

[Victor Mildew]

So now you know what your gifts are anyway?

[Victor Mildew]

Why didn't you just ask your Mrs to check it and not tell you?

[LewisD]

Have we become Vesp by ruining Christmas...?

(Anything good Garly?)

[Victor Mildew]

Or just get her to get it out of the bin and then open it along with your gifts on Christmas day.

Bloody Nora

[LewisD]

Current reading from the Ad7 Blood Pressure Monitor: High

[Moggy]

Current reading from the Ad7 Blood Pressure Monitor: High

You think Ad’s angry? I am strawberry floating furious that Garly now knows I bought him the bright pink fleshlight with anal tickling attachment.