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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Oh Teh Noes » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:51 pm

Ooooooooh yes you did! :lol:

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Joer » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:52 pm

Oh Teh Noes wrote:Ooooooooh yes you did! :lol:

I said it came off once when I came out and didn't hold it. Not even remotely similar! You just all assumed that I had a little willy or something!

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Hexx » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:53 pm

Yes you did!

You kept asking about if there was any way to make it stay on/tighter as the condom would slide off!

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:54 pm

:lol:

Joer has a tiny cock!

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Seven » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:54 pm

:lol: Glad I've missed the time when Joer goes on about it all the time...(when is this actually?)

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Joer » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:55 pm

:lol: Whatever! You gayboys!

Anyway... sex is good.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Joer » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:55 pm

Seven wrote::lol: Glad I've missed the time when Joer goes on about it all the time...(when is this actually?)

I stopped ages ago. :(

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Seven » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:56 pm

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Seven wrote::lol: Glad I've missed the time when Joer goes on about it all the time...(when is this actually?)

I stopped ages ago. :(


I know, I mean when it started :P

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Oh Teh Noes » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:57 pm

Joer wrote::lol: Whatever! You gayboys!

Anyway... sex is good.

Oh god, don't start again. You were doing so well.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Joer » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:59 pm

But it's on topic...

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Oh Teh Noes » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:00 pm

...Oh yeah.

As you were.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Andrew Mills » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:15 pm

I've had way more sexual partners than a geek like me probably should have, but I have had a very low resistance to attractive women who show an interest in me :oops: I've had a fair few one night stands (probably the majority of my partners actually), and I've taken the virginity of around 8 women I believe (not as great as that my initially sound, due to the 'emotional' result afterwards with them).

I've slept with not very attractive women, average women and a few absolutely (genuinely) beautiful women (which has always brought a smile to my face when I think about the beautiful ones). And even though I'm now engaged, it can still be tough to resist temptation when I'm at work training courses and out socialising, but ultimately, it must be done (and it's actually quite empowering to say no to women now).

Sex is great though, when it's varied and passionate. Sex with restrictive (i.e. not very experimental/narrow-minded) women is crap as it can ruin what would have been a great night. I've probably not been as 'safe' as I should have been with women in the past, but I've never been the biggest fan of condoms. Granted, they are definitely there for a reason, but it really DOES ruin the feeling, even when using those ultra-thin ones :(

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:19 pm

Joer has a tiny cock :lol:.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Drumstick » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:20 pm

Joer wrote:You just all assumed that I had a little willy or something!

You told me your girlfriend's pet name for your penis is 'The Slug'.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Knoyleo » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:22 pm

Drumstick wrote:
Joer wrote:You just all assumed that I had a little willy or something!

You told me your girlfriend's pet name for your penis is 'The Slug'.

Because it felt creepy when she stepped on it.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by The People's ElboReformat » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:31 pm

Sex is fine until the police show up. :x

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Return_of_the_STAR » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:33 pm

Johnny Blaze wrote:Sex is fine until the police show up. :x


That's not sex, that's rape :shifty:

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Prototype » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:34 pm

Andrew Mills wrote:I've had way more sexual partners than a geek like me probably should have, but I have had a very low resistance to attractive women who show an interest in me :oops: I've had a fair few one night stands (probably the majority of my partners actually), and I've taken the virginity of around 8 women I believe (not as great as that my initially sound, due to the 'emotional' result afterwards with them).

I've slept with not very attractive women, average women and a few absolutely (genuinely) beautiful women (which has always brought a smile to my face when I think about the beautiful ones). And even though I'm now engaged, it can still be tough to resist temptation when I'm at work training courses and out socialising, but ultimately, it must be done (and it's actually quite empowering to say no to women now).

Sex is great though, when it's varied and passionate. Sex with restrictive (i.e. not very experimental/narrow-minded) women is crap as it can ruin what would have been a great night. I've probably not been as 'safe' as I should have been with women in the past, but I've never been the biggest fan of condoms. Granted, they are definitely there for a reason, but it really DOES ruin the feeling, even when using those ultra-thin ones :(


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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by ~Earl Grey~ » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:09 pm

Gario wrote:
~Earl Grey~ wrote:
Gario wrote:My housemate went for a check-up the other week and he was found to have three different STIs. Luckily they were all easily cured with creams and tablets.


I'm just glad Dessler doesn't come here anymore. Pan would be furious if any of this got out.


I think you mean Debelius, and I don't mean Pan when I say my housemate. We haven't lived together since 2005 - please keep up.


I know, it was kind of a reference to the old days.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by ~Earl Grey~ » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:12 pm

Seven wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:Seven is gay? How come I got a note for your SS gift saying no gay stuff? :(


If I remember something about his gran or Aunty being a hardcore right wing christian conservative extremist who owns a handgun.


:lol: Not that far! Just Gran's old fashionable and I don't think it'd be good idea to let her know. She doesn't need to know, anyway.


Tell her on her deathbed. And tell her some of your friends are 'brown people' too.


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