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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Fatal Exception » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:32 pm

AerisHime wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:I used to know an "asexual" girl. She claim she found any physical contact or even the idea of any contact with another person completely uninteresting. We were watching porn one night after the film we were watching finished and she sat there looking confused and a bit ill (and this was shitty trial period porn).

She left Japan after a year. Apparently, a week after leaving she got a long term boyfriend and was going at it every night. So yeah...not so sure about asexuals.


Hmm, i guess there are different kinds of them.
I like the whole stuff around, it can get really hot... just do not go below my hips, that's all :?


What you said reminds me of my friend Jamal and his Thai bride, or should I say husband.*


*I do not know a Jamal and this story does not exist, I just wanted too get some kind of ladyboy penis joke in

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by AerisHime » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:41 pm

~Earl Grey~ wrote:I know a girl who likes sex, but claims to never to have masturbated (on account of it being 'icky'). She didn't mind me doing it for her that one night though...

So if Aeris is a genuine asexual, then what's the reason? If it's not physiological then it must be psychological.

I'm sure there have already been discussions in this area (on the old forum) with Peter Crisp though.


I can say so much: It feels disgusting, thinking of it is even worse and there are words i cant even speak because it is like my mouth's blocking (or else i feel like throwing up). There is something in my past that has surely contributed to it (i have not been raped, fortunately), but I don't really want to spill it out into the open wild of the internet just like that.


Oh and regarding anal: sorry mate, one way traffic.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Christopher » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:43 pm

Poor Aeris :(

Me on the other hand had an amazing early morning session with the wife and was late for work \o/

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by ~Earl Grey~ » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:13 am

AerisHime wrote:Oh and regarding anal: sorry mate, one way traffic.


You shit cocks? ;)

Seriously though, I've gone off the whole affair myself but that's because I know it's never going to be this amazing thing people build it up to be (at least not for me). All of it I've done has been empty, distant & mechanical and I know I'm never going to reach the kind of intimacy/trust level with someone to make it anything more than that.

So I've learned to pre-empt the inevitable morning after guilt by just staying away from it all.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Fazarelli » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:23 am

Albear wrote:"...pass you over to Jim Richardson who is outside the house in question in south London."

"Thanks Bob, I'm currently outside the house of the User known as AerisHime, who only minutes earlier stated that she "Didn't like Sex".

"I've spoken to some neighbours who are all agreed, that there hasn't been such a dramatic drop in popularity, since the infamouse MCN saga back in 07. Nothing new to report on the current situation, Bob, but rest assured I will be here all night till the full stoy unfolds. Jim Richardson, South London.
"

"Thanks Jim, in other news, the hitmanmiles case took an interesting turn today when..."


:lol:

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Fazarelli » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:29 am

Knoyleo wrote:
Cuban Pete wrote:I mean move around too much cos they think they have to do it to make it good,

Well it wouldn't be anywhere near as good if they were stationary. Maybe you should just let them do their thing for a bit, then flip 'em over and take charge?

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~Earl Grey~ wrote:
AerisHime wrote:hmm there's only one thing i can say about this: yuck.
Everything below my waist, or let's say hips, is a no-go. Simple.


Catholic/abused some?


Neither. I do have some experience and it just felt reaaally disgusting.

My current gf used to be like this, had to wait nearly two months before she'd let me chuck it up 'er, but she ******* loves the stuff now. Not that I like to blow my own horn (it just can't be helped) but apparently all the guys she'd been with before had been really crap at it, not lasted long and left her feeling used. She'd never even had an orgasm before. That problems solved now, but she probably could do with moving a bit more, even when she's on top, I seem to end up doing most of the work.



You probably need to show her a decent bluey to show her some moves because she probably doesn't realise she's doing anything wrong. What do you think her reaction would be, bearing in mind most women i've slept with (which isn't really that many, single figures) were game for it and a couple suggested it first?

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Knoyleo » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:36 am

Porn doesn't really do anything for her, and I doubt she'd actually enjoy the idea of us watching one togeher. She's vary aware of the whole fake thing, and it doesn't help that her mate (female) has a tendency to share all the ridiculous porn she finds with her, like those "squirting" videos, where it's blatantly just piss. Worth a suggestion, though, I get the feeling that even she wouldn't go along with it, she'd at least expect it from me to be asking stuff like that. :lol:

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