Sex - Your views

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **coldspice** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:00 pm

Mind Crime wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:
Mind Crime wrote:I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on .

I actually had a little lol to myself reading that.

Sorry, chief.

Heh, don't worry about it. It makes me laugh thinking about it; all it did was cause a few... comfort problems and I just had to take a few pills (all at the same time) and it was gone within a week or so.

Chlamydia sounds awesome.

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Danzig** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:01 pm

I generally stay away from it.

Give me Team Fortress 2 any day of the week.

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Gario** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:03 pm

My housemate went for a check-up the other week and he was found to have three different STIs. Luckily they were all easily cured with creams and tablets.

Raze · PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Raze** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:06 pm

Lucien wrote:
Raze wrote:
Herbi wrote:I saw the topic title and your name and thought 'this should be good' I'll be honest, I'm disappointed.

I thought this was going to be along the lines of sex leads to kids, kids are *******, therefore sex is wank and we should just stop now.

Same. My attempt to compensate looks **** and insincere, too.

Ah you mean my 'nihilist-realist' theory that the most noble thing to do is to stop having children and sacrifice our special moments in exchange for no pain caused to future people brought into this world by pain starvation and war since ultimately it will show us if we have meaning or a 'God' since if we do manage to stop procreating we've no purpose or God and hence don't have to make countless trillions of people wonder why they are here and suffer on the day our race finally ends for good meanwhile knowing that if a good God exists he should applaud our nobilty although it's not really about God but our own sense of right or wrong?

Nah, it's just about sex this one.

Nah I meant something else.

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Captain Kinopio** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:17 pm

Lucien wrote:
timble wrote:Hand sex, paid sex, danger sex, wet sex, monkey sex, bring it on!

What does danger sex involve?

[don't just say 'danger']

50% more knives

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **timble** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:19 pm

Hhhm, first thing that springs to mind is when you do it when the kids are still up and they could walk in at anytime, or when you first start seeing someone and stay at their parent's house and do it. Something along those lines.

I love the way your were more interested in 'danger sex' than 'monkey sex'.

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Christopher** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:22 pm

I love sex. You have to keep it interesting though in a relationship so that it doesn't become a chore.

PostRe: Sex - Your views by KK » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:24 pm

suzzopher wrote:I love sex. You have to keep it interesting though in a relationship so that it doesn't become a chore.

Got round to 'shower sex' yet?

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **coldspice** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:26 pm

KKLEIN wrote:
suzzopher wrote:I love sex. You have to keep it interesting though in a relationship so that it doesn't become a chore.

Got round to 'shower sex' yet?

'Shower sex' is a close second after 'down the alleyway round the back of the house sex' in my favourites.

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Christopher** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:27 pm

KKLEIN wrote:
suzzopher wrote:I love sex. You have to keep it interesting though in a relationship so that it doesn't become a chore.

Got round to 'shower sex' yet?

Yeah now we have this shelf thing I can rest her on, it makes it much easier.

I am wanting to inroduce cosplay but she isn' so keen.....yet.

Raze · PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Raze** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:28 pm

suzzopher wrote:
KKLEIN wrote:
suzzopher wrote:I love sex. You have to keep it interesting though in a relationship so that it doesn't become a chore.

Got round to 'shower sex' yet?

Yeah now we have this shelf thing I can rest her on, it makes it much easier.

I am wanting to inroduce cosplay but she isn' so keen.....yet.

Maybe she doesn't think a Tails costume would suit her?

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **timble** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:28 pm

I've never had shower sex, but had plenty of knee trembling shower wa-nkathons

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Hulohot** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:29 pm

I havent had sex in two years, and that was only once. :mrgreen:

I too could not do it with anyone. Also not drinking helps me stay in control.

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Christopher** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:31 pm

Raze wrote:
suzzopher wrote:
KKLEIN wrote:
suzzopher wrote:I love sex. You have to keep it interesting though in a relationship so that it doesn't become a chore.

Got round to 'shower sex' yet?

Yeah now we have this shelf thing I can rest her on, it makes it much easier.

I am wanting to inroduce cosplay but she isn' so keen.....yet.

Maybe she doesn't think a Tails costume would suit her?

I was thinking more along these lines:

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **SEP** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:56 pm

I'll take what I can get. Always wear a condom unless in a staedy relationship, though.

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Gario** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:08 am

I just had sex with a guy and I didn't even know his name until he turned up at my house and I asked it.

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Gario** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:25 am

The more I think about it, the more I feel that this guy conned me. His headshot photo looked quite handsome, but he did not warn me that he was fat. A huge, great 14 stone of fat.

Afterward he tried to brag that he is a producer at Radio Aire. I took pleasure in telling him we don't even bother listing detail for feeble regional radios in the guides we produce.

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Knoyleo** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:27 am

Sex is great, just really great.

I've had a few one night stands, and the experiences were certainly varied. One time I sobered up a little early and began to regret having brought the thing home in the first place, needless to say, it then became incredibly difficult to finish. Another time I was so drunk I couldn't remember until the next afternoon that it had even happened, along with me wandering around her house naked and strolling into one of her housemate's rooms by accident, they were asleep thankfully. The only one night stand I've had where I wasn't insanely drunk, and it wasn't terrible was with a friend of a friend who it turned out was really into me, which made the whole thing very awkward.

As it stands though, I find sex in a relationship much better, because you have that familiarity, and it feels less weird asking them to try something a bit different etc. Plus the better you get to know your partner, the better the sex gets.

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Captain Kinopio** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:27 am

Well we've warned you about Hexx so you only have yourself to blame.

PostRe: Sex - Your views by **Gario** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:28 am

Herbi wrote:Well we've warned you about Hexx so you only have yourself to blame.

It could have been Hexx, actually. Does anyone know if Hexx's real name is Stewart?

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