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Sex is like pizza, even when it's gooseberry fool, it's still pretty good.

It's wrong and should be stopped at all costs.

I've had a couple of one night stands, there is no better way to finish a great night out! Plus, I once did it down the side of a family planning centre. Ironic Sex FTW!

I've got a great spot, looking out of my bathroom window at the house across the road. They have to be doing it with the curtains open though.

I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on .

I saw the topic title and your name and thought 'this should be good' I'll be honest, I'm disappointed.

I thought this was going to be along the lines of sex leads to kids, kids are wankers, therefore sex is wank and we should just stop now.

Herbi wrote:I saw the topic title and your name and thought 'this should be good' I'll be honest, I'm disappointed.

I thought this was going to be along the lines of sex leads to kids, kids are wankers, therefore sex is wank and we should just stop now.

Same. My attempt to compensate looks gooseberry fool and insincere, too.

Mainly tits - what the hell do you see when you're having sex?!

Sex is like money. No matter how much you have, you always want more.

And I see nothing wrong with one night stands. They're fun.

Mind Crime wrote:I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on .

Must.... resist..... some sort of sheep related joke.

wink

Mind Crime wrote:I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on .

Condoms, who would have thought primative technology would prevent STD's!

Although i couldn't get laid if i tried. I have very high morals with sex.

I would NEVER have sex with a girl who was drunk, or someone i had only just met, no strawberry floating way. I think the same would go for a girl who was very upset.

For me it would have to be a semi-long term relationship. I'd say between 4 and 6 months into a relationship with someone i seriously liked or loved i'd have sex with. Unless of course they were amazingly fit, not drunk, or upset and just gagging for some Huge. But one night stands out out of the bloody question.

Minty14 wrote:Must.... resist..... some sort of sheep related joke.

Rather shag a sheep than a tree .


...I think .

I like it to be special, with someone you care for. I had a one night stand once many years ago and it strawberry floated up so many other things (granted, completely my fault) that I think thrice now.

Mind Crime wrote:I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on .

I actually had a little lol to myself reading that.

Sorry, chief.

I have too much sex. There, I said it.

I sometimes have sex with four guys in a night. Sometimes it's more like four in a month. I think there were about 30 last year.

Hold on to your hats - when I say sex I don't necessarily mean all the way.

CosmoKramer wrote:

Mind Crime wrote:I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on .

I actually had a little lol to myself reading that.

Sorry, chief.

Heh, don't worry about it. It makes me laugh thinking about it; all it did was cause a few... comfort problems and I just had to take a few pills (all at the same time) and it was gone within a week or so.

CosmoKramer wrote:

Mind Crime wrote:I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on .

I actually had a little lol to myself reading that.

Sorry, chief.

So did I...

...but at least Mind Crime actually has sex.

Hand sex, paid sex, danger sex, wet sex, monkey sex, bring it on!

I have only had sex in a long-term relationship. Whilst that is awesome and everything, I do feel that I haven't really experienced the more casual side of sex...