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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Shadow » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:42 pm

Sex is like pizza, even when it's gooseberry fool, it's still pretty good.

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by Raze » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:45 pm

It's wrong and should be stopped at all costs.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by coldspice » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:45 pm

I've had a couple of one night stands, there is no better way to finish a great night out! Plus, I once did it down the side of a family planning centre. Ironic Sex FTW!

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by JK » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:47 pm

I've got a great spot, looking out of my bathroom window at the house across the road. They have to be doing it with the curtains open though.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:48 pm

I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on :).

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Captain Kinopio » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:48 pm

I saw the topic title and your name and thought 'this should be good' I'll be honest, I'm disappointed.

I thought this was going to be along the lines of sex leads to kids, kids are wankers, therefore sex is wank and we should just stop now.

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by Raze » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:50 pm

Herbi wrote:I saw the topic title and your name and thought 'this should be good' I'll be honest, I'm disappointed.

I thought this was going to be along the lines of sex leads to kids, kids are wankers, therefore sex is wank and we should just stop now.


Same. My attempt to compensate looks gooseberry fool and insincere, too. :(

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Ieu » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:51 pm

Mainly tits - what the hell do you see when you're having sex?!

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by Oh Teh Noes » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:51 pm

Sex is like money. No matter how much you have, you always want more.

And I see nothing wrong with one night stands. They're fun.

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by coldspice » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:52 pm

Mind Crime wrote:I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on :).


Must.... resist..... some sort of sheep related joke.

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by JiggerJay » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:56 pm

Mind Crime wrote:I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on :).


Condoms, who would have thought primative technology would prevent STD's!

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Curls » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:56 pm

Although i couldn't get laid if i tried. I have very high morals with sex.

I would NEVER have sex with a girl who was drunk, or someone i had only just met, no strawberry floating way. I think the same would go for a girl who was very upset.

For me it would have to be a semi-long term relationship. I'd say between 4 and 6 months into a relationship with someone i seriously liked or loved i'd have sex with. Unless of course they were amazingly fit, not drunk, or upset and just gagging for some Huge. But one night stands out out of the bloody question.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:56 pm

Minty14 wrote:Must.... resist..... some sort of sheep related joke.


:lol:

Rather shag a sheep than a tree ;).


...I think :?.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by JV » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:56 pm

I like it to be special, with someone you care for. I had a one night stand once many years ago and it strawberry floated up so many other things (granted, completely my fault) that I think thrice now.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Cardinal Chunder » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:57 pm

Mind Crime wrote:I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on :).


I actually had a little lol to myself reading that.

Sorry, chief. :fp:

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Gario » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:59 pm

I have too much sex. There, I said it.

I sometimes have sex with four guys in a night. Sometimes it's more like four in a month. I think there were about 30 last year.

Hold on to your hats - when I say sex I don't necessarily mean all the way.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:59 pm

CosmoKramer wrote:
Mind Crime wrote:I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on :).


I actually had a little lol to myself reading that.

Sorry, chief. :fp:


Heh, don't worry about it. It makes me laugh thinking about it; all it did was cause a few... comfort problems and I just had to take a few pills (all at the same time) and it was gone within a week or so.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by Count Nood » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:59 pm

CosmoKramer wrote:
Mind Crime wrote:I enjoy the idea of one night stands, but whenever I have one I always leave (run away) feeling very disappointed and sort of... dirty. I got chlamydia off this girl about a year ago and then managed to give it to two other girls (one of which I really care about) and since then I've cut down on frivolities of the sexual kind.

Sex is about eight-hundred billion times better when it's with someone you really care about, which is hopefully what I'll be sticking to from now on :).


I actually had a little lol to myself reading that.

Sorry, chief. :fp:


So did I...

...but at least Mind Crime actually has sex.

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by timble » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:59 pm

Hand sex, paid sex, danger sex, wet sex, monkey sex, bring it on!

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PostRe: Sex - Your views
by JK » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:00 pm

I have only had sex in a long-term relationship. Whilst that is awesome and everything, I do feel that I haven't really experienced the more casual side of sex...


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