Sexually Confused Guys

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by Drunken_Master » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:38 pm

Santapher wrote:
Hexxmas wrote:
Santapher wrote:One of my gay mates only sleeps with married men. As he likes to feel used :|


Straight bois are hawt.

8-)


But surely there is an underlying problem with someone who wants to be used? Daddy didn't give enough attention? Mummy didn't breast feed?

I got used for sex a fair bit and I didn't like it :(


Sorry about that fella.

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by Christopher » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:39 pm

Sam_Seed wrote:
Santapher wrote:
Hexxmas wrote:
Santapher wrote:One of my gay mates only sleeps with married men. As he likes to feel used :|


Straight bois are hawt.

8-)


But surely there is an underlying problem with someone who wants to be used? Daddy didn't give enough attention? Mummy didn't breast feed?

I got used for sex a fair bit and I didn't like it :(


Sorry about that fella.


It's ok, I felt special for 2 mins I guess.

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by Drunken_Master » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:41 pm

Santapher wrote:
Sam_Seed wrote:
Santapher wrote:
Hexxmas wrote:
Santapher wrote:One of my gay mates only sleeps with married men. As he likes to feel used :|


Straight bois are hawt.

8-)


But surely there is an underlying problem with someone who wants to be used? Daddy didn't give enough attention? Mummy didn't breast feed?

I got used for sex a fair bit and I didn't like it :(


Sorry about that fella.


It's ok, I felt special for 2 mins I guess.


I take my hat off to you Suzz, even the missus doesn't swallow.

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by Red » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:42 pm

Santapher wrote:One of my gay mates only sleeps with married men. As he likes to feel used :|


If he knows what he's getting into, he's hardly being used. They'd be using each other equally.

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by Gario » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:18 pm

Hexxmas wrote:
Rudalf wrote:
Moggy wrote: What confused me was it then said that in the basement it was "nude only". :D Naked clubbing? Really?

I am a dirty minded sod usually but not even I thought that sounded very fun. :D


Seeing a load of sweaty, naked men dancing and things is not my idea of being fun... :x (I would have used a vomit smilie if we had one.)


So you want to be involved, not just watching? :lol:


That's about as clever as saying 'You're gay if you can't hold your breath for five minutes'.

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by gaminglegend » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:39 pm

how can u be confused - you know one wayn or the other


cock = mint
vagina = not so mint

cock =urgh
vagina = awesome

i mean gario - thats sooso so bad what happened to you. Sorry bud, hopefully theres someone out there for you.

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by coldspice » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:01 pm

gaminglegend wrote:how can u be confused - you know one wayn or the other


cock = mint
vagina = not so mint

cock =urgh
vagina = awesome

i mean gario - thats sooso so bad what happened to you. Sorry bud, hopefully theres someone out there for you.


I always think your avatar has a really big nose.

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by Dandy Kong » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:04 pm

Minty14 wrote:
gaminglegend wrote:how can u be confused - you know one wayn or the other


cock = mint
vagina = not so mint

cock =urgh
vagina = awesome

i mean gario - thats sooso so bad what happened to you. Sorry bud, hopefully theres someone out there for you.


I always think your avatar has a really big nose.


And you know what they say about people with really big noses...

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by Vermin » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:06 pm

Yep.

Big-nosed banana splits!

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by coldspice » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:08 pm

Santy Clong wrote:
Minty14 wrote:
gaminglegend wrote:how can u be confused - you know one wayn or the other


cock = mint
vagina = not so mint

cock =urgh
vagina = awesome

i mean gario - thats sooso so bad what happened to you. Sorry bud, hopefully theres someone out there for you.


I always think your avatar has a really big nose.


And you know what they say about people with really big noses...


Very aerodynamic?

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by Red » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:18 pm

gaminglegend wrote:how can u be confused - you know one wayn or the other


cock = mint
vagina = not so mint

cock =urgh
vagina = awesome


Or ...
cock = mint
Vagina = mint

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by Iron Nan » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:21 pm

Santy Clong wrote:
Minty14 wrote:
gaminglegend wrote:how can u be confused - you know one wayn or the other


**** = mint
vagina = not so mint

**** =urgh
vagina = awesome

i mean gario - thats sooso so bad what happened to you. Sorry bud, hopefully theres someone out there for you.


I always think your avatar has a really big nose.


And you know what they say about people with really big noses...


Don't stand in front of them when they sneeze! ;)

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PostRe: Sexually Confused Guys
by T9Flake » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:26 pm

Santa Nan wrote:
Santy Clong wrote:
Minty14 wrote:
gaminglegend wrote:how can u be confused - you know one wayn or the other


**** = mint
vagina = not so mint

**** =urgh
vagina = awesome

i mean gario - thats sooso so bad what happened to you. Sorry bud, hopefully theres someone out there for you.


I always think your avatar has a really big nose.


And you know what they say about people with really big noses...


Don't stand in front of them when they sneeze! ;)

They're great for sailing with though.


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