Shitty Shark Movies [Sharknado 3 on now Syfy]

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PostShitty Shark Movies [Sharknado 3 on now Syfy]
by Rubix » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:41 am

Just when you though Mega Shark was bad! one for moggy

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PostRe: Sharknado
by Return_of_the_STAR » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:07 am

This is so 3 days ago, they also killed cory monteith as this was the last thing he tweeted about.

I think syfy uk are showin it in August or September I can't remember when.

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PostRe: Sharknado
by Hexx » Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:58 pm

I love monster movies and "bad" monster movies.

But this was just atrocious. The change in danger/setting/perspective in every scene/shot is completely laughable. The Storm, the water level, the size of the sharks is just so inconsistent that it's laughable - and not in a good way


Large sections happen in cars obviously in a car wash for scenes on it. while completely not fitting shots of sharks and water are interspersed.

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PostRe: Sharknado
by Monkey Man » Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:32 pm

Just finished watching, I smell an Oscar coming. My 3 fave scenes:-

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PostRe: Sharknado
by Crimson » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:04 pm

I have this downloaded but have yet to watch.

After watching Atlantic Rim, think I'm going to go on an Asylum films binge starting with this.

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PostRe: Sharknado
by Rubix » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:49 am

Oh this is getting worse


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PostRe: Sharknado
by Gandalf » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:59 am

Rubix wrote:Oh this is getting worse



Christ :fp:

Not only does the trailer steal the music from Evil Dead's trailer (the duh..du.du.duuuuh bit) the film steals Matt Hooper's line from Jaws 'It swims up and bites you on the ass...' That line might be the only saving grace to this car wreck of a movie!

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PostRe: Silly Shark films!
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:09 pm

Rubix wrote:one for moggy


strawberry float you Rudebox. :x

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PostRe: Silly Shark films!
by Rubix » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:18 pm

Moggy wrote:
Rubix wrote:one for moggy


strawberry float you Rudebox. :x


With your love of Mega Shark thought you would love these 8-)

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PostRe: Silly Shark films!
by tomvek » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:06 pm

I always loved Deep Blue Sea despite the bad reviews. Thomas Jane, Samuel Jackson and LL Cool J combined with "intelligent" sharks. A lot of fun in a trashy kind of way.

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PostRe: Silly Shark films!
by Jazzem » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:09 pm

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus was so disappointing; there was about three minutes of fighting in the whole thing! Veered exclusively into 'so bad it's bad' teritorry; the only funny bit was the shark jumping at the plane, which was in the trailer!

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PostRe: Silly Shark films!
by Gandalf » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:27 pm

tomvek wrote:I always loved Deep Blue Sea despite the bad reviews. Thomas Jane, Samuel Jackson and LL Cool J combined with "intelligent" sharks. A lot of fun in a trashy kind of way.


I like it as well, except Jackson's monologue where he tries to be like Quint in Jaws!

Oh and Saffron Burrows in her underwear :datass:

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PostRe: Silly Shark films!
by Buffalo » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:37 pm

Saw a daft one recently called Bait - 2 sharks take over a supermarket after a tsunami hits an Australian town.

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PostRe: Silly Shark films!
by Rubix » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:41 pm

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PostRe: Silly Shark films!
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PostRe: Silly Shark films!
by Monkey Man » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:23 am

Sharknado is on tonight at 9pm on Syfy in the UK.

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PostRe: Silly Shark films!
by Rubix » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:26 am

I like the name Shitty Shark Movies. Im going to take it

Monkey Man wrote:Sharknado is on tonight at 9pm on Syfy in the UK.


Awesome, might record it

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PostRe: Shitty Shark Movies
by Mafrozen » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:49 am

Is this one real? Please be real.

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PostRe: Shitty Shark Movies
by Lastpostamorph » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:59 am

Mafro wrote:Is this one real? Please be real.

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Sadly not real....yet anyway.
IMDB does have an entry for "Avalanche Sharks" though....starring Brooke Hogan.

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