Shitty Shark Movies [Sharknado 3 on now Syfy]

PostRe: Shitty Shark Movies by **Moggy** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:32 am

Wedgie wrote:Deep Blue Sea.

Brainy Sharks!

*turns on the oven when the token black character is trapped in it*

Dinner's almost ready.

Don't worry. It broke one of the horror film cliches... The token black character didn't... die.

That's only half right, Samuel L Jackson gets killed early on, but chef Ladies Love Cool Jay manages to survive!

PostRe: Shitty Shark Movies by **Fatal Exception** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:08 am

PostRe: Shitty Shark Movies by **Lagamorph** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:24 am

Starring Christopher 'Indeed' Judge

Corazon de Leon · PostRe: Shitty Shark Movies by **Corazon de Leon** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:24 pm

Moggy wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Deep Blue Sea.

Brainy Sharks!

*turns on the oven when the token black character is trapped in it*

Dinner's almost ready.

Don't worry. It broke one of the horror film cliches... The token black character didn't... die.

That's only half right, Samuel L Jackson gets killed early on, but chef Ladies Love Cool Jay manages to survive!

Ladies Love Cool James. :shifty:

PostRe: Shitty Shark Movies by **Moggy** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:10 pm

Corazon de Leon wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Deep Blue Sea.

Brainy Sharks!

*turns on the oven when the token black character is trapped in it*

Dinner's almost ready.

Don't worry. It broke one of the horror film cliches... The token black character didn't... die.

That's only half right, Samuel L Jackson gets killed early on, but chef Ladies Love Cool Jay manages to survive!

Ladies Love Cool James.

Damn, my 90s rapper knowledge has let me down. :cry:

Corazon de Leon · PostRe: Shitty Shark Movies by **Corazon de Leon** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:31 pm

You're better than this Moggy. I know you, you can come through this.

PostRe: Shitty Shark Movies by **Hexx** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:14 pm

Not a shark movie, but was giggling like a loon to this Cinemasins review of....BIRDEMIC

PostRe: Shitty Shark Movies by **Lagamorph** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:17 pm

The reviews really don't do Birdemic justice. You have to experience it first hand to truly appreciate it :lol:

PostRe: Shitty Shark Movies by **Rubix** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:01 pm

Sharknado 2 is now on

im expecting to see Spidersaurus rex being made :lol:

Sharknado2 gave Syfy a record 3.9 million viewers tonight

Wil Wheaton's cameo :lol:

Kelly Osbourne's cameo :dread:

Impressed that

was the pilot.

Speaking of gooseberry fool shark movies Jaws 2 is on ITV1 right now

Just saw an advert for 'Sharktopus Vs Pteracuda'.

Looked fantastic.

You mean like the trailer above :slol:

Er….yeah, it was similar to that one.

Damn thing didn't show up on Tapatalk

What the strawberry float is it with the shark films? There's one on every day at the moment. I caught a bit of Two Headed Shark Attack the other night. It made no sense at all and seemed more interested in promoting Carmen Electra than telling any kind of story. Brooke Hogan was in it as well, looking like a drag queen. Awful.

I don't know how people can watch these films, even for pure piss taking they're completely unwatchable :dread:

There was one on the other night called ghost shark where some guy wounded a shark for fun, it swam to an alien cave and came back as a flying ghost :fp:

I think we managed 10 mins before turning it off.

What're you talking about? Ghost Shark was amazing piss take material.

But they're beyond being so bad they're good, it's just unwatchable shite.

Shitty Shark Movies [Sharknado 3 on now Syfy]

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