The silver car and the white car had a race......

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PostThe silver car and the white car had a race......
by Rubix » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:07 am

Two Corvettes plus one set of lights and two idiot drivers equals . . . one nasty accident

's a familiar scene, two testosterone-fuelled drivers line up at a set of traffic lights and prepare to settle who is the best in a drag race.

As children and cyclists cross the road in The Woodlands, Houston, the drivers of the $40,000 C5 Corvette and $45,000 C6 Corvette revved their engines as they waited for the lights to change.

Both cars accelerate rapidly as the lights switch green, racing across the junction side by side.

But as the video footage shows, instead of one motorist emerging triumphant, both were left red-faced as one lost control, swerved into the other and sent both of them crashing into trees.


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This is what they should have done!


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PostRe: Should have done a Marty!
by Rubix » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:10 am


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PostRe: Should have done a Marty!
by Fatal Exception » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:12 am

American cars :lol: "Oh gooseberry fool a slight bend".

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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by Drunken_Master » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:23 am

:lol:

How the strawberry float did the guy lose control on a relatively straight road?

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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by Beans » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:26 am

Americans :fp:

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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by Rubix » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:27 am

Drunken_Master wrote::lol:

How the strawberry float did the guy lose control on a relatively straight road?


In the dry :lol:

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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by OnlyShallow » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:38 pm

Americans in fast cars and slight bends don't go together.


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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by Rubix » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:42 pm

How? :shock:

How? :?

How? :x

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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by Rubix » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:43 pm

Loves the way he calls it a Lambo :fp:

Later that day


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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by Alvin Flummux » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:44 pm

Americans aren't the only ones who can't be trusted with fast cars; many a British celebrity (particularly football players) has smashed an expensive car up, usually on the continent.

Jupiter is in your sun sign this week, making it pretty crowded in there, what with Jupiter being the largest of the planets and all.
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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by Rubix » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:45 pm


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by Metalgear2k2 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:15 pm

Beans wrote:Americans :fp:


strawberry floatin this!, that fox news thing, not enough facepalms!

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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by Rubix » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:39 pm

OnlyShallow wrote:Americans in fast cars and slight bends don't go together.



The driver was distracted by a low flying pelican and dropped his cell phone


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PostRe: Should have done a Marty!
by Balloon Sod » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:54 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:American cars :lol: "Oh gooseberry fool a slight bend".


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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by jamcc » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:24 pm

Why the strawberry float did she pick up that mirror. Tampering with evidence on what is essentially a crime scene. :fp:

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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by Dark Ritual » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:22 pm

The driver in the video is also an idiot for driving and recording something.

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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by chalkitdown » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:25 pm

DarkRitual wrote:The driver in the video is also an idiot for driving and recording something.


They drive on the left-hand side of the car in America. Presumably it's the passenger on the right doing the recording.

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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by Dark Ritual » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:26 pm

chalkitdown wrote:
DarkRitual wrote:The driver in the video is also an idiot for driving and recording something.


They drive on the left-hand side of the car in America. Presumably it's the passenger on the right doing the recording.


It seems pretty clear to me on the video that he's on the left-hand side of the car.

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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by chalkitdown » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:30 pm

*shrugs*

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PostRe: The silver car and the white car had a race......
by SugarDave » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:48 pm

Could he chew any louder?


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