I got told off yesterday for not being in the office enough recently, so I came in today and the closer I got the snowier it got. Now Im in the office and basically the only twat here and everyone else is working from home.
The local council didnt bother to grit the motorway or the roads so its just strawberry floated around here.
Black ice all over the place this morning. Reports of multiple fatal accidents in the area, people sliding past the entrance to work and having to turn around down the road, and someone got t-boned into a ditch a few hundred feet down the road.
Fetch me old brown trousers, bring them to me now, I'll wear them in the rigging as they fire across the bow. Fetch me old brown trousers, I fear we may be hit, for even if they shoot me now, they'll never see me...