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So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:53 pm
by Hulohot
Like I was at work, and walked into the toilets just behind some dude.
He went into the stall, whilst I went to the piss trough.
I heard the sound of butt fudge hitting the water, but I did not hear the audible sound of the toilet paper dispenser, a sound that usually echoes throughout the mens poop palace.
I then hear the flush and sound of re-belting. It was all over so fast.
He strolled out as fast as he entered and didn't even wash his hands.
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:55 pm
by Moggy
People that don’t wash their hands are bad enough, but a non-wiper?
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:55 pm
by more heat than light
THATCH NICHE!!
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:58 pm
by Preezy
Should be punishable by death.
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 4:01 pm
by KK
Maybe he threw something into the toilet while taking a piss. A true multitasker.
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 4:30 pm
by Jenuall
There are no words to describe such people.
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 4:39 pm
by Mafro
Is this resetera?
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:02 pm
by darksideby182
Ghost poop?
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:10 pm
by Dual
Are we in a resetera thread?
edit : Mafro
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:25 pm
by Slayerx
Mafro wrote:Is this resetera?
Although the story didn't end with a cup of tea randomly appearing!
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:29 pm
by Mafro
Dual wrote:Are we in a resetera thread?
edit : Mafro
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:43 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Moggy wrote:People that don’t wash their hands are bad enough, but a non-wiper?
Probably an fedora-wearing misogynist too.
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:23 pm
by Oblomov Boblomov
Maybe he stood up by accident then was so traumatised at the thought of standing to wipe that he suffered an episode of psychosis and had to quickly get out of there before the toilet murdered him?
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:52 pm
by Vermilion
One of the rankest things i sadly often encounter in the toilets at motorway services is when you enter a cubicle and find the person before hasn't even bothered to pull the flush.
At one time it was happening to me constantly at multiple random services up and down the land, i seemed to keep finding myself encountering the 'phantom crapper' regardless of where i went, it was as if i'd been cursed by the god of poo!
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 7:26 pm
by ITSMILNER
Wait..........are non wipers actually a thing?
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:37 pm
by Ironhide
Vermilion wrote:One of the rankest things i sadly often encounter in the toilets at motorway services is when you enter a cubicle and find the person before hasn't even bothered to pull the flush.
At one time it was happening to me constantly at multiple random services up and down the land, i seemed to keep finding myself encountering the 'phantom crapper' regardless of where i went, it was as if i'd been cursed by the god of poo!
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:52 pm
by PatSharpsMullet
I have twice walked in the toilets at work and found that someone has shat on the floor next to the toilet. The second time it happened they had managed to get it on the seat and the walls too. They had also stepped in it and left a trail of shitty footprints. Later on I went to the customer toilets instead and found that someone had shat on the floor in the cubicle in there too.
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:42 pm
by Qikz
Why are some people so disgusting?
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:48 pm
by KK
This would make a great new gimmick for WWE. The non-Wiper Randy Orton. gooseberry fools in women’s bags but then develops a lisp.
Re: So I think I encountered a non-wiper today...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:50 pm
by more heat than light
Vermilion wrote:One of the rankest things i sadly often encounter in the toilets at motorway services is when you enter a cubicle and find the person before hasn't even bothered to pull the flush.
At one time it was happening to me constantly at multiple random services up and down the land, i seemed to keep finding myself encountering the 'phantom crapper' regardless of where i went, it was as if i'd been cursed by the god of poo!