World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by LewisD » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:05 am

AerisHime wrote:Who watches darts?

a few old'ish, fat, sweating guys who aren't the least attractive earning a hell of a lot of money with something they used to do when terribly drunk.


No m'love, that'll be the answer to the question: "Who plays darts professionally?"

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by AerisHime » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:07 am

I didn't make myself quite clear then.

who watches darts, as there is nothing to see but those fat, sweaty guys.... :P

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by PCCD » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:14 am

AerisHime wrote:I didn't make myself quite clear then.

who watches darts, as there is nothing to see but those fat, sweaty guys.... :P


That reads like the summary for a kind of film that the more discerning gay members of this forum would watch.

Anyway some dart players are about the same size as a matchstick these days.

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by bear » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:15 am

AerisHime wrote:I didn't make myself quite clear then.

who watches darts, as there is nothing to see but those fat, sweaty guys.... :P

Take it to the wrestling thread spudhead.

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by AerisHime » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:17 am

bear wrote:
AerisHime wrote:I didn't make myself quite clear then.

who watches darts, as there is nothing to see but those fat, sweaty guys.... :P

Take it to the wrestling thread spudhead.


That is quite boring, too... knowing it's all just fake.

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by PCCD » Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:29 am

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bear wrote:
AerisHime wrote:I didn't make myself quite clear then.

who watches darts, as there is nothing to see but those fat, sweaty guys.... :P

Take it to the wrestling thread spudhead.


That is quite boring, too... knowing it's all just fake.


Exactly at least with darts it's all real (no homo)

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by Dolph Wiggler » Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:34 am

Saw a repeat of the nine-darter before i went to the pub tonight, he didn't seem to give a gooseberry fool :lol:

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by Weapon of Choice » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:36 am

Wiggles wrote:Saw a repeat of the nine-darter before i went to the pub tonight, he didn't seem to give a **** :lol:



He was in the zone. Probably would have been disrespectful to Klassen if he'd gone wild.

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by bear » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:27 am

So a second Taylor-Barneveld final then, awesome.

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by PCCD » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:07 am

Seeing as Wade didn't get whitewashed I think the question "who was that man and what has he done with James Wade?" needs to be addressed pronto

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by bear » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:08 am

Helen Chamberlain probably promised him she'd do something wonderful if he won. Lucky bastard.

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by LewisD » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:13 am

bear wrote:Helen Chamberlain probably promised him she'd do something wonderful if he won. Lucky bastard.


Lucky strawberry floater.
I'd love to do her.

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by PCCD » Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:44 am

Best crowd chant of the tourney was "Are you shagging Chamberlain?" by a country mile.

You'd probably get thrown out for even whispering that at Lakeside. :roll:

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by PCCD » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:15 pm

Got a shock when I saw Shaun Greatbatch at the darts this afternoon, hope he gets better soon.

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by LewisD » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:22 pm

PCCD wrote:Got a shock when I saw Shaun Greatbatch at the darts this afternoon, hope he gets better soon.


Yeah I saw that too.. bit emotional really. They are right about the brotherhood of darts players.
My old darts team were some of the best friends I ever had.

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by Twitchynipples » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:28 pm

PCCD wrote:Best crowd chant of the tourney was "Are you shagging Chamberlain?" by a country mile.

You'd probably get thrown out for even whispering that at Lakeside. :roll:


was watching Lakeside when I got in from the pub last night and this little sweaty guy dropped his keys on the oche (SP) think it says it all, really isnt a good standard at all.

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by President Evil » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:33 pm

James Wade is never 25! This will be a great final but I can only see one winner Phil the Power Taylor !

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by President Evil » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:02 pm

He anialated him !

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by KjGarly » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:28 pm

14th time World Champion, get in there Mr Taylor!!

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PostRe: World Darts Championship-Barney hits a nine-darter!
by President Evil » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:31 pm

The only bad thing about him is that he supports Port Vale :evil:

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