So, you know that Sainsbury's/ASDA deal? Well you won't believe who's bought ASDA now!

They're in the money, apparently.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/0 ... ing-money/

Oops.

I don't think he's in the money any more.

Such a joyless rendition too. He should have given it some, really. Mabye with a tambourine?

NGE, where have you been.

Haha

"I saw it last year"
"You know how songs stick in your head"

Yeah I regularly have songs stick in my head for 6 months...

Gemini73

What a douche.

Why does anyone care?

He is, to be fair, in the money.

At least he didn't sing

'OHHHHH, you're getting fired in the morning,
Ding dong your wallet's strawberry floating EMPTY,
dooo, dooo, dooo, dooo, dooo
But put you on the dole this time
...dammit when's this interview starting'

Ironhide wrote:Why does anyone care?

Because the cheap bastard didn’t pay royalties to Warner Bros for the use of the song.

Gemini73

Ironhide wrote:Why does anyone care?

Probably because he's doing a happy dance about a merger that could possibly put regular folk out of work.

Can you imagine the Daily Mail reaction, now Asda is owned by Muslims?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54383131

Incidentally, Mr in the money is now director of covid testing at test and trace England

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54345950

They'll bring in all sorts of them crazy Muslim laws, you won't be able to go to an Asda without covering your face, they won't allow men and women to hug and they will make women stand 2 meters behind men at the checkout...... Wait.... When did this takeover happen?

It means the grocer will return to majority UK ownership for the first time in two decades.

Something to celebrate, I suppose.

Compared to the competition, ASDA does need a bit of an overhaul. The shopping experience is the worst of the big stores, and their own brand food is routinely rated as crap. You can get away with having a poorer in-store experience if you're cheap and still good quality (like Lidl), but nothing quite compares to the LOUDNESS of an ASDA.

Knoyleo wrote:Incidentally, Mr in the money is now director of covid testing at test and trace England

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54345950

strawberry floating hell. I shouldn’t be surprised.

rinks wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:Incidentally, Mr in the money is now director of covid testing at test and trace England

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54345950

strawberry floating hell. I shouldn’t be surprised.

That guy has got some pretty neat handwriting to be fair

Why's he writing over what he's just written though

Crossing the t's and dotting the... k's by the looks of it

KK wrote:
rinks wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:Incidentally, Mr in the money is now director of covid testing at test and trace England

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54345950

strawberry floating hell. I shouldn’t be surprised.

You forgot having test and trace take over Pret, then slowly closing all the Pret stores as they're relocated inside existing testing centres.

So, you know that Sainsbury's/ASDA deal? Well you won't believe who's bought ASDA now!

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