So you've ruined your life...

The date is set, hopefully, Rax Jr will be with us on the 4th October. Another in a long line of "this gooseberry fool just got real" moments. I actually cant decide if Im more looking forward to meeting the kid or the month off work.

Kids are great fun.

I look my first born camping last night for the second time this summer. Great times.

So guys help me out here.....

So once a week a bunch of us men meet up and talk about the stress and pain of being a Father. If anything it gives us all a bit of "me time"....

So anyhoo, none of my male friends could help, but what lotions do you use to help with the chapping when you're breast feeding your child via a male breast feeder? I find a soreness occurs around the shoulder areas and I've tried all kinds of lotions, but nothing is helping with the irritation.

abcd wrote:So guys help me out here.....

So once a week a bunch of us men meet up and talk about the stress and pain of being a Father. If anything it gives us all a bit of "me time"....

So anyhoo, none of my male friends could help, but what lotions do you use to help with the chapping when you're breast feeding your child via a male breast feeder? I find a soreness occurs around the shoulder areas and I've tried all kinds of lotions, but nothing is helping with the irritation.

Vaseline should do the job for you.

Dblock wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Dblock wrote:Lol you guys need help

I had help but the bitch couldn't clean properly and so I knocked her the strawberry float out. #REALman

You basically black now bro. We accept you as one of us...when the world is ending and all the white people are not athletic enough to survive (genetics) we will carry you in a barrow wheel and proclaim you as one of us. You made the right choice however Preezy and the other dudes we will watch them from a hill while they suffer to sprint 10 meters.

Name checked, now I know I've made it

abcd wrote:So guys help me out here.....

So once a week a bunch of us men meet up and talk about the stress and pain of being a Father. If anything it gives us all a bit of "me time"....

So anyhoo, none of my male friends could help, but what lotions do you use to help with the chapping when you're breast feeding your child via a male breast feeder? I find a soreness occurs around the shoulder areas and I've tried all kinds of lotions, but nothing is helping with the irritation.

... you breast feed your child?

HAHAHHAAHHAH

What kind of tits you got m8?

Kids have been away at their grandparents for a week, It's been good to have some time to ourselves, They're back today but I'm suffering from a tequila hang over


Anyway, Guys who have came into a relationship and they already have kids, Our eldest hasn't seen her Dad in 3 or 4 months because he's an idiot. Hasn't even text to ask how she is or anything, While she's been away we've been tidying up their rooms, we found a letter to her Dad, A long the lines of ' I miss you, how come you don't miss me? Please can you just call mum so I know that you still care ' and then 3 pictures of a little girl crying.

What the hell are you supposed to say to her?

Oh jeez, that is terrible

Finiarél wrote:Kids have been away at their grandparents for a week, It's been good to have some time to ourselves, They're back today but I'm suffering from a tequila hang over


Anyway, Guys who have came into a relationship and they already have kids, Our eldest hasn't seen her Dad in 3 or 4 months because he's an idiot. Hasn't even text to ask how she is or anything, While she's been away we've been tidying up their rooms, we found a letter to her Dad, A long the lines of ' I miss you, how come you don't miss me? Please can you just call mum so I know that you still care ' and then 3 pictures of a little girl crying.

What the hell are you supposed to say to her?

How old is she fin?

Finiarél wrote:Kids have been away at their grandparents for a week, It's been good to have some time to ourselves, They're back today but I'm suffering from a tequila hang over


Anyway, Guys who have came into a relationship and they already have kids, Our eldest hasn't seen her Dad in 3 or 4 months because he's an idiot. Hasn't even text to ask how she is or anything, While she's been away we've been tidying up their rooms, we found a letter to her Dad, A long the lines of ' I miss you, how come you don't miss me? Please can you just call mum so I know that you still care ' and then 3 pictures of a little girl crying.

What the hell are you supposed to say to her?

The truth.

Tell her life is complicated and not everything is dandy. You get assholes in all shapes and forms. Contact the father and explain to him that he needs to say hi to his daughter the low life scum bag. I really hate dead beat dads it boils my strawberry floating blood. That is your strawberry floating blood how on earth could you not give a gooseberry fool. He must be a crack head or something.

Moggy wrote:

Dblock wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Dblock wrote:Lol you guys need help

I had help but the bitch couldn't clean properly and so I knocked her the strawberry float out. #REALman

You basically black now bro. We accept you as one of us...when the world is ending and all the white people are not athletic enough to survive (genetics) we will carry you in a barrow wheel and proclaim you as one of us. You made the right choice however Preezy and the other dudes we will watch them from a hill while they suffer to sprint 10 meters.

Barrow wheel

Glowy69 wrote:

Finiarél wrote:Kids have been away at their grandparents for a week, It's been good to have some time to ourselves, They're back today but I'm suffering from a tequila hang over


Anyway, Guys who have came into a relationship and they already have kids, Our eldest hasn't seen her Dad in 3 or 4 months because he's an idiot. Hasn't even text to ask how she is or anything, While she's been away we've been tidying up their rooms, we found a letter to her Dad, A long the lines of ' I miss you, how come you don't miss me? Please can you just call mum so I know that you still care ' and then 3 pictures of a little girl crying.

What the hell are you supposed to say to her?

How old is she fin?

She's 8

Dblock wrote:

Finiarél wrote:Kids have been away at their grandparents for a week, It's been good to have some time to ourselves, They're back today but I'm suffering from a tequila hang over


Anyway, Guys who have came into a relationship and they already have kids, Our eldest hasn't seen her Dad in 3 or 4 months because he's an idiot. Hasn't even text to ask how she is or anything, While she's been away we've been tidying up their rooms, we found a letter to her Dad, A long the lines of ' I miss you, how come you don't miss me? Please can you just call mum so I know that you still care ' and then 3 pictures of a little girl crying.

What the hell are you supposed to say to her?

The truth.

Tell her life is complicated and not everything is dandy. You get assholes in all shapes and forms. Contact the father and explain to him that he needs to say hi to his daughter the low life scum bag. I really hate dead beat dads it boils my strawberry floating blood. That is your strawberry floating blood how on earth could you not give a gooseberry fool. He must be a crack head or something.

He has no phone, he has no house so there is no way we can contact him. I know where he works, so I might end up going there to confront him over it.

Boils my blood too, He's a lazy man child, who refuses to even do the bare minimum for his own child.

All he used to do when ever he actually did have Rose was sit her down in the front of the TV/console and go to sleep on the couch or play on his PC. Instead of you know, actually interacting with her.

Personally, I think she's better off without him because he's a massive let down and a poor excuse of a Dad.

I think you should go and see him, tell him his daughter misses him and ask him if there is anything you can do. If he is really not interested then at least you've given him a chance and if you are going to stick around, you can be the dad that she never had.

Fin, you're a good guy and sometimes good guys get strawberry floated first. I would suggest the mother contact him maybe you contacting him might make things very awkward. '' u banging my baby mother and now u giving me advice'' is what the line you can expect if you contact him. If he still doesn't want to get involved she should know the truth rather than live in fantasy. Also beat his ass in an area without camera's and piss on his chin and say I strawberry float your baby momma bitch.

The lad gets really lairy after just a couple of mouthfuls of cider.

It was like Christmas came early yesterday evening, some relatives of my fiancee came down for a visit and brought bags of stuff for the baby. They got everything, shoes, hats, nappies, dummies, a thermometer, bottles, wipes, powder, it has more stuff than I do and its not even born yet!

Rax wrote:It was like Christmas came early yesterday evening, some relatives of my fiancee came down for a visit and brought bags of stuff for the baby. They got everything, shoes, hats, nappies, dummies, a thermometer, bottles, wipes, powder, it has more stuff than I do and its not even born yet!

We had this, we have tonnes of stuff and some Amelia has already out grown before wearing!

Moggy wrote:

Hexx wrote:"if he stops" surely.

I doubt he is going to start screaming and then not stop for the next 100 years. Sure it is possible, but it seems unlikely.

Ad7 managed it.

Poser wrote:The lad gets really lairy after just a couple of mouthfuls of cider.

State of that cider

Moggy wrote:

Poser wrote:The lad gets really lairy after just a couple of mouthfuls of cider.

State of that cider

I was in a Toby Carvery and the choice was limited. I didn't fancy larger.