So you've ruined your life...

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Errkal** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:36 pm

Bloomin baby food cooking weekends!

I'm glad she is getting stuff that I know what is in it all like but my god she eats a lot!

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Moggy** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:43 pm

Errkal wrote:Bloomin baby food cooking weekends!

I'm glad she is getting stuff that I know what is in it all like but my god she eats a lot!

Mine eats ok at home but messes around a lot. At nursery or at grandparents he eats everything he's given. He just does it to wind us up.

Little sod :wub:

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Errkal** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 5:26 pm

Moggy wrote:
Errkal wrote:Bloomin baby food cooking weekends!

I'm glad she is getting stuff that I know what is in it all like but my god she eats a lot!

Mine eats ok at home but messes around a lot. At nursery or at grandparents he eats everything he's given. He just does it to wind us up.

Little sod

Hahaha sod face! We don't have any issues which is nice and she eat anything she is given except sprouts.

Latest thing is a batch of chilli con carne

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Glowy69** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:48 pm

2 weeks to go. Not sure the world is ready for a mini version of me.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Moggy** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:56 pm

Glowy69 wrote:2 weeks to go. Not sure the world is ready for a mini version of me.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Errkal** » Sun Apr 30, 2017 4:06 pm

Bug has started standing in aided and taking a few steps on her own before dropping to a crawl :dread:

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Moggy** » Wed May 03, 2017 8:02 am

My lad is loving opening up cupboard doors now.

I've just ordered a load of toddler locks to stop him being able to do it. :wub:

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Errkal** » Wed May 03, 2017 8:28 am

Moggy wrote:My lad is loving opening up cupboard doors now.

I've just ordered a load of toddler locks to stop him being able to do it.

Hahaha we have a bit of that, she sits there opening the door, slamming it shut, opening the door, slamming it shut over add over

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Moggy** » Wed May 03, 2017 8:38 am

Errkal wrote:
Moggy wrote:My lad is loving opening up cupboard doors now.

I've just ordered a load of toddler locks to stop him being able to do it.

Hahaha we have a bit of that, she sits there opening the door, slamming it shut, opening the door, slamming it shut over add over

He started off doing that, now he pulls himself upright on the handles, falls over and cries, slams the door, pull himself up, falls over and cries x infinity. He also likes pulling things out of the cupboards which is the real problem, I don’t want to look into the kitchen and see that he has ripped open a bag of flour or drank an entire bottle of vinegar.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Errkal** » Wed May 03, 2017 8:43 am

Moggy wrote:
Errkal wrote:
Moggy wrote:My lad is loving opening up cupboard doors now.

I've just ordered a load of toddler locks to stop him being able to do it.

Hahaha we have a bit of that, she sits there opening the door, slamming it shut, opening the door, slamming it shut over add over

He started off doing that, now he pulls himself upright on the handles, falls over and cries, slams the door, pull himself up, falls over and cries x infinity. He also likes pulling things out of the cupboards which is the real problem, I don’t want to look into the kitchen and see that he has ripped open a bag of flour or drank an entire bottle of vinegar.

Hahaha little bugger faces :wub:

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Moggy** » Wed May 03, 2017 8:54 am

Errkal wrote:Hahaha little bugger faces

His entire thought process at the moment seems to be: I have loads of toys but I am not interested in them…pick me up daddy, WHY HAVE YOU PICKED ME UP PUT ME BACK DOWN, ooo I am on the floor, pick me up daddy, WHY AM I NOT STILL ON THE FLOOR…ooo a cupboard I am going to open the door, ooo a glass bottle I will throw that onto the floor, WHY HAVE YOU MOVED ME AWAY DADDY, I have lots of toys but I want your mobile phone, WHY DID YOU PICK ME UP, WHY AM I NOW ON THE GROUND, HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THE ROOM TO GO TO THE TOILET, pick me up daddy, put me down daddy, ooo a cupboard I bet I can slam that door, WHY DID YOU MOVE ME DADDY

:wub:

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Errkal** » Wed May 03, 2017 9:06 am

sound familiar

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Rax** » Wed May 03, 2017 9:54 am

Puddin' cried last night when my other half made a confused face. She then wanted nothing to do with her mother and I had to console her. Simultaneously hilarious, heartbreaking and brilliant.

Shes a bit sniffly today too, was all bunged up as she slept last night but no high temperature and is happy as ever today apparently so it looks like she handles sickness like a champ. :wub:

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Moggy** » Wed May 03, 2017 10:13 am

I have a stinking cold at the moment thanks to my son. He’s had a snotty nose for a few days (it’s like a waterfall of snot coming out) and he obviously wipes it all over himself and then thinks it’s fun to shove his fingers into your mouth.

Cheers son!

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **KingK** » Thu May 04, 2017 2:40 pm

All parents, but especially those of you about to experience parenthood for the first time or have a toddler should follow Sam Avery comedian on Facebook. He posts a regular weekly blog of his experience as a learner parent of twin boys who are almost 2 yrs old

Can't paste FB but search for "Sam Avery Learner Parent"
It's worth 2 mins read each week

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Pancake** » Fri May 05, 2017 9:49 am

Little Lady Pancake was born on Sunday morning but made a complete mess of it, arriving backwards (feet first) and getting her head stuck. Cue a traumatic first few days spent in intensive care strapped up to all sorts of machines but thankfully she is now doing well and we're hoping to go home tomorrow! She's adorable, obviously, and loves nothing more than taking a poop on me whilst I'm in the middle of changing her already soiled nappy. :wub:

Pancake wrote:Little Lady Pancake was born on Sunday morning...

Congrats to you and Family Pancake, Pancake! Good to hear that everything is now progressing well and you're getting ready to return home :toot:

.

My newest nephew is now two weeks old. I got him a mat ("baby gym") which he likes to lay on and wave his arms towards the figures and shapes :wub:

.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Rax** » Fri May 05, 2017 10:06 am

Hearty congratulations. Enjoy all the poop!

Went to get the little one out of bed this morning and she had a hold of the cloud on her mobile, looking like she was gonna rip the thing off, time to drop the level of her cot methinks.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Moggy** » Fri May 05, 2017 10:07 am

Congrats Pancake and welcome to our little club. :wub:

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Poser** » Fri May 05, 2017 10:41 am

Pancake wrote:Little Lady Pancake was born on Sunday morning but made a complete mess of it, arriving backwards (feet first) and getting her head stuck. Cue a traumatic first few days spent in intensive care strapped up to all sorts of machines but thankfully she is now doing well and we're hoping to go home tomorrow! She's adorable, obviously, and loves nothing more than taking a poop on me whilst I'm in the middle of changing her already soiled nappy.

Congratulations mate. Must have been testing for all three of you: glad you're all doing well :wub:

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