GRcade

You've got AIDS?

U ok hun x

It's very early days; my brain is fried. It's a proper 'quick, to GRcade' moment, cos we can't tell anyone else at the moment.

Anyway, it'll be arriving, hopefully, just two months before the wedding. Illegitimacy ftw.

It's still not clear if you are having a baby or have ordered a new fridge.

Congrats.

Congrats on the new fridge.

Fantastic news.

I absolutely love being a Father.

At the moment we're having comical conversations with our 2 year old.

"Do you want to go to the moon?"

"Yes Daddy"

"Can Mummy come?"

"No, she's too little"

Cheers guys. While it definitely wasn't planned, we're very pleased.

We're looking at names at the moment. Got it down to Indesit, Zanussi or Smeg.

My condolences

A bottle steriliser is going to ruin the whole hipster vibe of your kitchen.

(Congratulations)

Rog wrote:A bottle steriliser is going to ruin the whole hipster vibe of your kitchen.

(Congratulations)

I dunno...I've noticed a lot of hipster parents nowadays. I still can't work out how men/fathers fit into skinny jeans.


It's not right. Not right at all.

He's covered for the bottles at least.
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Moggy wrote:It's still not clear if you are having a baby or have ordered a new fridge.

That's quite a Hot Point you've got there, Moggs....

Bastard. I'd suggest Bastardess for a girl.

"Bastard on board" is a pretty good sign for the car.

Death's Head wrote:
"Bastard on board" is a pretty good sign for the car.

I've had one of those for several years now.

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Does this mean you are going to reevaluate the criteria of your next car, along the lines of ncap 5 star ratings and wipe clean seats?

You do realise your dog is going to hate you too?

Im so sorry poser, the worst things always happen to the best people

Bloody Skarjo.

Big congratulations! Mine is a month old and she's the best little thing in the whole world.