So you've ruined your life...

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Rightey » Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:17 pm

Hello. :toot:

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Poser » Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:26 am

Move, beach, get out the way.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Moggy » Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:46 am

Rightey wrote:Hello. :toot:


Are you trying to tell us something? Has little Rightey made a littler Rightey?

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Rightey » Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:25 pm

Yes. I'm happy to report that my genitals are fully functional. Due date is in Oct. :D

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.
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by Errkal » Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:55 pm

Nice work! Congrats on getting her up the duff!

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Moggy » Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:50 pm

Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!

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by Glowy69 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:39 pm

Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!


I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple :slol: They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.

Fabian Delph is a banana split.

Drumstick wrote:I'll go on record in stating that Villa won't finish inside the top 6 this season.

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by Moggy » Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:40 pm

Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!


I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple :slol: They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.


Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!

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by Glowy69 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:41 pm

Moggy wrote:
Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!


I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple :slol: They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.


Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!


Can I give a newborn biscuits and cheese!??

Fabian Delph is a banana split.

Drumstick wrote:I'll go on record in stating that Villa won't finish inside the top 6 this season.

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by Errkal » Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:42 pm

Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!


I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple :slol: They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.


Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!


Can I give a newborn biscuits and cheese!??


Newborns are easy, hmmm it's crying change it or boob in the mouth.

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by Glowy69 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:43 pm

Errkal wrote:
Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!


I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple :slol: They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.


Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!


Can I give a newborn biscuits and cheese!??


Newborns are easy, hmmm it's crying change it or boob in the mouth.


No boob, just bottle. I hope so. Im very excited.

Fabian Delph is a banana split.

Drumstick wrote:I'll go on record in stating that Villa won't finish inside the top 6 this season.

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by Errkal » Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:45 pm

Even easier!

Have then made up in the fridge and it is food, change or sleep.

Trying getting them into a rythem and it is cracking. We had bug on a 4 hour rythem for food.

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by Errkal » Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:46 pm

Oh and if you haven't already set up an Amazon family if you have prime, you can then get month packs of nappies for £12 on a sub

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by Glowy69 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:59 pm

Errkal wrote:Oh and if you haven't already set up an Amazon family if you have prime, you can then get month packs of nappies for £12 on a sub

Im sorry what? I don't have prime.

Fabian Delph is a banana split.

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by Moggy » Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:59 pm

Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!


I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple :slol: They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.


Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!


Can I give a newborn biscuits and cheese!??


Try it, what's the worst that can happen?

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by Glowy69 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:00 pm

Moggy wrote:
Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!


I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple :slol: They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.


Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!


Can I give a newborn biscuits and cheese!??


Try it, what's the worst that can happen?


She gets social services round?

Fabian Delph is a banana split.

Drumstick wrote:I'll go on record in stating that Villa won't finish inside the top 6 this season.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Moggy » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:00 pm

Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Glowy69 wrote:
Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!


I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple :slol: They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.


Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!


Can I give a newborn biscuits and cheese!??


Try it, what's the worst that can happen?


She gets social services round?


Nah they can't talk at first and they have terrible memories.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Errkal » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:05 pm

Glowy69 wrote:
Errkal wrote:Oh and if you haven't already set up an Amazon family if you have prime, you can then get month packs of nappies for £12 on a sub

Im sorry what? I don't have prime.


If you have Amazon Prime you can set up a a family by linking yours and you misses accounts, you then get a big ass discount on nappy subscriptions.

We get a big box that lasts a month for £12. Well worth it.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Rightey » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:08 pm

Fortunately for me, the wife is trained to deal with little kids, she works in a daycare, so I think we should be alright regarding taking care of the kids.

Also a caveman could raise kids so I'm sure it can't be too difficult...right?

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Glowy69 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:14 pm

Rightey wrote:Fortunately for me, the wife is trained to deal with little kids, she works in a daycare, so I think we should be alright regarding taking care of the kids.

Also a caveman could raise kids so I'm sure it can't be too difficult...right?


I'll let you know in about 6 weeks :dread:

Fabian Delph is a banana split.

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