So you've ruined your life...

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PostSo you've ruined your life...
by Poser » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:07 am

:shifty:











:dread:

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:11 am

You've got AIDS?

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Floex » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:11 am

U ok hun x

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Poser » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:14 am

It's very early days; my brain is fried. It's a proper 'quick, to GRcade' moment, cos we can't tell anyone else at the moment.

Anyway, it'll be arriving, hopefully, just two months before the wedding. Illegitimacy ftw.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:23 am

It's still not clear if you are having a baby or have ordered a new fridge. ;)

Congrats. :wub:

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Floex » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:28 am

Congrats on the new fridge.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by abcd » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:28 am

Fantastic news.

I absolutely love being a Father.

At the moment we're having comical conversations with our 2 year old.

"Do you want to go to the moon?"

"Yes Daddy"

"Can Mummy come?"

"No, she's too little"

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Poser » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:30 am

Cheers guys. While it definitely wasn't planned, we're very pleased.

We're looking at names at the moment. Got it down to Indesit, Zanussi or Smeg.

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by Tell Karl his brother is dead » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:33 am

My condolences :(

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Rog » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:39 am

A bottle steriliser is going to ruin the whole hipster vibe of your kitchen.

(Congratulations)

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by abcd » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:46 am

Rog wrote:A bottle steriliser is going to ruin the whole hipster vibe of your kitchen.

(Congratulations)


I dunno...I've noticed a lot of hipster parents nowadays. I still can't work out how men/fathers fit into skinny jeans.


It's not right. Not right at all.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Rog » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:49 am

He's covered for the bottles at least.
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1063079 ... p-header-1

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Gandalf » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:52 am

Moggy wrote:It's still not clear if you are having a baby or have ordered a new fridge. ;)



That's quite a Hot Point you've got there, Moggs....

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Death's Head » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:55 am

Bastard. I'd suggest Bastardess for a girl.

"Bastard on board" is a pretty good sign for the car.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Poser » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:59 am

Death's Head wrote:
"Bastard on board" is a pretty good sign for the car.


I've had one of those for several years now.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by BTB » Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:06 am

Congratulations!

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by OnlyShallow » Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:07 am

Congratulations!

Does this mean you are going to reevaluate the criteria of your next car, along the lines of ncap 5 star ratings and wipe clean seats?

You do realise your dog is going to hate you too?

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Gently-Hung Holly Wreath » Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:08 am

Im so sorry poser, the worst things always happen to the best people

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by bear » Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:11 am

Bloody Skarjo. :x

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Preezy » Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:13 am

Big congratulations! Mine is a month old and she's the best little thing in the whole world.

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