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Dandy Kong wrote:

abcd wrote:

Rog wrote:A bottle steriliser is going to ruin the whole hipster vibe of your kitchen.

(Congratulations)

I dunno...I've noticed a lot of hipster parents nowadays. I still can't work out how men/fathers fit into skinny jeans.


It's not right. Not right at all.

Loosen up a little. I always think of you whenever I'm wearing shorts to work.

Oh, and congratulations, Poser.

Good lord

Grats. Our baby is due tomorrow

So in 13 years your kid will be looking at Grcade and find this thread?

If I ever have a kid this place will be getting seriously hidden away, think they'd be haunted for life

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaate...

No 2nd car for you.

Akai XIII wrote:Grats. Our baby is due tomorrow

You and Poser are having a baby as well.Poser has been getting around.

degoose wrote:

Akai XIII wrote:Grats. Our baby is due tomorrow

You and Poser are having a baby as well.Poser has been getting around.

bigcheez2k3 wrote:Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaate...

No 2nd car for you.

Tell me about it. I've got absolutely nee chance now.

Welcome to fatherhood.

Here's one advice from a father, myself... get the snip.

You'll thank me later.

20 week scan this morning. Quick, to GRcade. It's a boy.

More importantly, it's healthy.

Seems very real now.

So are you calling him Falsey?

Poser wrote:20 week scan this morning. Quick, to GRcade. It's a boy.

More importantly, it's healthy.

Seems very real now.

Healthy and has a penis. What more could you want?

Falsey wrote:So are you calling him Falsey?

Yeah, probably. Though the pressure of living up to that sort of legend could be intimidating for the lad.

He'll get there, the name itself is power.

I assume your surname is Poser? Falsey Poser does have a ring to it.

Moggy wrote:I assume your surname is Poser? Falsey Poser does have a ring to it.

Yeah, it's quite poetic.

I've been boring the gf about how the name needs to obey basic laws of rhythm and meter. I may be over-thinking it.

Nah not at all. It has to flow and it has to be a name they age into by their late teens.

Boys names are a struggle, I genuinely cannot think of any boys names that I would want to inflict on my future heir.

Id probably follow in the tradition of my family for the last few generations. First born male gets a unique first name followed by fathers name and family name then surname. It truly is a great torch to bear.

I don't even have a middle name so I assume my parents had the same problem with boys names as I do.

My hypothetical future male heir will have to either have a girls name or just be called "boy" for a few years.